I did not watch any TV last night

Posted by Maggie February 15th, 2006 at 05:05pm In Grey's Anatomy Project Runway

I’m sorry. I know I’ve let you down, I’ve let the team down, and most importantly, I’ve let myself down. I instead went to see West Side Story on the big screen, which is truly the ultimate “High School Musical,” at least for me because I was in it in high school. Also, it makes me ashamed on behalf of High School Musical.

Considering I didn’t watch any TV last night, this might have been the perfect opportunity for me to tell my How I Met Kyle Chandler story, but then I realized there really wasn’t ever going to be a perfect opportunity for that story, as it’s not as exciting as the title might suggest, and the title’s not even all that exciting, so I might as well just tell the story quickly otherwise it’ll haunt me for weeks. Kyle Chandler, by the way, is the actor who just got blown to bits as Bomb Squad Guy on Grey’s Anatomy and recently starred as a doodlehead actor in King Kong.

I need to start moving on with my life, so all you need to know is that I was an extra and a stand-in one day in high school for the show Early Edition. You can see me in several shots in the episode, wearing a hideous green corduroy oversized jacket and no bangs, both of which were huge mistakes. I met Kyle Chandler, I shook his pinky (he was carrying a pile of books at the time), and I was on network TV. And I almost, until Monday, completely forgot about it.

Early Edition was the show where he magically gets the newspaper a day early, and then has to stop horrible things from happening. It’s okay, I didn’t watch it either. Which may be why I forgot all about my pinky-shake with greatness.

Luckily, I am saved from recounting any other repressed TV memories as tonight we have a new episode of Project Runway to have heart palpitations over. It’s sort of a no-brainer that it’s Kara’s turn to auf Wiedersehen, but perhaps they’re just setting us up for a ridiculous upset. Tension! Excitement!

4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Cristin  |  February 16th, 2006 at 8:56 am

    For a second, I thought this was going to be a cute story about how you met Boyfriend Kyle. Perhaps you’re saving that for another time, though.

  • 2. Maggie  |  February 16th, 2006 at 9:42 am

    Sadly no, Kyle Chandler is the third coolest Kyle in the world, according to the official list:

    1) Boyfriend Kyle
    2) Kyle MacLachlan (Twin Peaks!)
    3) Kyle Chandler (Early Edition)

  • 3. sara  |  February 16th, 2006 at 11:03 am

    Katie, Ali, and I all ventured out mid-blizzard on Sunday to see West Side Story. And while they laughed, it was perhaps the crowning moment of my movie-going life. Christ, I love that film.

    Ali says I shattered her eardrum when Kyle Chandler blew up on Grey’s Anatomy. It was tragic.

  • 4. Kyle  |  February 16th, 2006 at 11:15 am

    I would put Kyle Reese at number 3, even though he’s a fictional character. Fathering John Connor–who may or may not have some effect on the future of humanity after the robots take over in the future, which might not even happen, although it looked like it did in the end of the 3rd one, even though they prevented it in the end of the 2nd one–that’s pretty impressive.

    Getting the news a day early? Please. I read the New York Times online the night before it comes out.

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