Crazy, I’m crazy for feeling so Lupe

Posted by Dan February 24th, 2006 at 10:37am In Project Runway

Have you ever read the lyrics to a song and wondered how you didn’t realize how stupid they were before? 

Well, take a look at the transcript for the “Project Runway” reunion show where Guadalupe proves that she’s twice the crackhead we ever thought she was.  For some reason it sounds even crazier in print.

Tim Gunn: We had a question from Bravotv.com. Aryan writes: “Guadalupe…”

Guadalupe: Yay! Aryan!

Tim Gunn: Did you feel that your elimination was fair, even though Marla had plaguerized a dress Nicky Hilton had worn before?

Guadalupe: Honestly, I can only give him a personal critique. Nobody would ever know, unless they personally responded to me, would know what my personal response is. And that is of me. And personally, I believe you can’t, like, push the boundaries, and like Johnny Cash, walk the line, and–

Heidi Klum: This is so confusing. What was the question?

Tim Gunn: I haven’t a clue any longer! Did you feel your elimination was fair, given that Marla plaguerized the Nicky Hilton dress? Yes or No?

Guadalupe: Understand that Marla has an aesthetic that I cannot duplicate. But Marla has an aesthetic that she cannot duplicate. And Aryan, on national television, if you can get this, you fucking rock because you believe in what is true. Period.

Tim Gunn: This is the biggest bunch of bullshit I think I’ve heard in weeks.

Guadalupe: I agree as well.