The Office, in its ground-breaking forward-thinkingness, will produce web episodes (or “webisodes,” if you want to sound like an ass) this summer. I am curious about this. They will not include Steve Carrell or Pam and Jim, but I think they’ll probably still be pretty good. And it’ll give me something to do during the long, empty, desolate summer months. Other than go outdoors, of course. Wouldn’t want to ruin my carefully cultivated “consumptively pale” look.

(A living room.)

K: Do you want to watch The Office?

M: Eh.

K: How about American Inventor?

M: Meh.

K: It’s full of certifiably insane people, and the judges hate each other!

M: (silence)

K: I know, the Amazing Race. BJ’s in it.

M: Well…

K: Last night’s Daily Show? Jeopardy? The West Wing with Josh and Donna making out again?

M: Sigh.

K: (silence)

M: (silence)

K: You want to watch Buffy?

M: YES!!!