Room Raiders: Cheerleader Nation style

Posted by Cristin March 28th, 2006 at 11:13am In General Great Feats of Strength Guilty Pleasures

Don’t think I’ve forgotten you, Cheerleader Nation. How could I stay away from your sloppy hairstyles (Kaitlin) your flat iron addictions (Chelsea) and your special way of making a full set of eyelashes clump together into 4 spikes (Ashley). How could I abandon you now when, headed into the regional competition, you’ve been slacking on your basket tosses and leaving your coach and choreographer wondering if you Want It badly enough. I could never leave you. No, I couldn’t.

 Especially when this week’s episode brought us the single best throwaway line in television history. One of those offhanded comments that makes you sit up and go “Wait, did I hear that correctly?” a la george bush doesn’t like black people.

Meet Saleem.

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Saleem is choreographing the Dunbar cheerleaders of Lexington, KY to what we hope will be their 3rd consecutive national championship. He’s doing such with chants like “WE ARE {clap} {clap} DUN-BAR!” so I’m going to go ahead and assume that he has his phD in literature from Columbia.

We don’t know much else about Saleem other than he has a “day job” that he never describes and he takes things way, way, way too seriously. Then, this episode, Donna (the coach/ mother of teeny cheerleader Ryan– yes, that’s a girl) drops the bomb– Saleem is roommates with the cheer choreographer for their rival team, Tates Creek. Who is also a dude.

Do the math here. Were you to, say,  google apartments in Lexington, KY, you’d rapidly discover that Saleem can live on his own for less than half of what I pay to have a roommate in NY. But instead, Saleem goes home to his (hot) roommate, where they discuss heel stretches and partner stunting. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve got your number.

  1. Lester posted the following on December 31, 2006 at 8:14 pm.

    Seriously, who gives a shit?

  2. pam posted the following on February 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm.

    when is the next season of cheerleader nation be on and will it still be the same school?because i really liked cheerleader nation and i loved Dunbar and i hope the next season is at dunbar to!

  3. olivia posted the following on April 4, 2007 at 4:37 pm.

    hey whats chelseas myspace page?

  4. edlawit posted the following on July 30, 2007 at 3:46 am.

    hi,
    am edlawit from ethiopia and i love bing a cheerleader but there is no cance to be a cheer leader in ethiopia so i really wana be a cheer leader so can you help me plz and i love the dunbar cheerleders

  5. edlawit posted the following on July 30, 2007 at 3:51 am.

    my addy is edlawit.13@hotmail.com
    i love you……………

  6. ??? posted the following on September 26, 2007 at 3:19 pm.

    when is the next season of cheerleader nation be on and will it still be the same school?because i really liked cheerleader nation and i loved Dunbar and i hope the next season is at dunbar to!


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