How did the random fact generator miss this one?

Posted by Cristin May 15th, 2006 at 10:13am In General Jack Bauer

I don't know how (perhaps because the baby jesus stopped loving me after I ditched church for all of lent, or because I read PostSecret in order to feel better about my own life) but the story of Keifer Sutherland attacking a christmas tree earlier this year somehow escaped me. "That can't be," I thought when it was brought to my attention. "Of, if it is true, then it's only because the christmas tree was withholding information about the location of the nerve gas that was threatening the greater LA area."

But, as we learned in the Lifetime original movie "She Cried No" where Zack Morris rapes DJ Tanner at a frat party and then tells everyone that she wanted it only to have a photo of him carrying her drunk body upstairs surface, condemning him 8-10 of license plate stamping and limited access to hair gel: Pictures don't lie. Neither do videos.