Survivor Fashion Don’ts

Posted by Dan May 18th, 2006 at 02:35pm In Survivor

One of my favorite parts of the second half of the Survivor season is when they introduce the jury at every tribal council.  The booted castaways always look supa-hot — showered, shaved, plucked and coiffed.

The season finale of Survivor: Exile Island featured this dude named Shane on the jury.  On his stay on the island, Shane was notorious for his mental instablity.  Initially triggered by the fact that he kicked a 20-year, 3-pack-a-day cigarette habit on his first day on the island, he continued to flip out with manic outbursts and mild hallucinations (there was this whole episode where he was typing on a piece of wood like a blackberry). 

In any case, I just felt like sharing this fetching get-up that somebody dressed him in for the final tribal council.  On the left is a picture of how everyone remembers Shane: crazy eyes, protruding belly and scary Cape Fear tattoos.  On the right is Shane at tribal council in, dare I say, the daintiest blouse I ever did see.