An Acrostic for Sayid
Posted by Dan
May 31st, 2006 at 04:01pm
In Hotness Lost
Lost has plenty of ready-made heartthrobs. The sexily stubbled alpha male doctor, the Southern bad boy, the soon-to-die male model. But Sayid is the often-overlooked island eye candy. In his honor, I have created an acrostic to the man known to some as "Hot Iraqi Jesus*."
(*credit: Ekrobi — seen here with stolen baby)
S is for your scraggly head of hair.
A is for all the women you love who wind up dead.
Y is for Young (Mighty Joe, that is), the ape movie that helped get you your start.
I is for the Iraqi torture methods you have used to tear apart the fingernails of Sawyer and Henry Gale.
D is for dating the 87-year-old Barbara Hershey in real life.
Sayid.
He was also hot spelunking in churches with Juliette Binoche in The English Patient.
In the spirit of baby pictures, I’d like to share this one. Be warned: this is simultaneously the weirdest and the cutest thing you will see all day.
http://urbaniak.livejournal.com/38551.html
What? I can look at baby pictures on my vacation if I feel like it!
Mmmmm, hot Iraqi Jesus ….
Re: stolen baby — she gave me a cold, so I sent her back.