Dilana
Posted by Maggie
July 28th, 2006 at 10:15am
In Rock Star
I have not accepted that many people don't give a crap about Rock Star. I will make you care. How will I do that? I will show you Dilana. Here's her performance from last night. I challenge you to find me a cooler person, more interesting stage presence, and unique voice in the entire world. I. Love. Her.
She can do anything. She can even kick the ass of a Cranberries song. Don't believe me? I thought you might say that.
What can't she do? Nothing. The answer is nothing. Here she does Nirvana.
Dilana. Not only is she an amazing performer, but she gives advice to the gratingly pathetic Dana, who repays her by imitating her in the grossest way possible. But Dilana doesn't care. Dilana is genuine. Dilana.
I gotta say it.
Dilana looks like some pathetic Waffle House waitress who skanks it up at the local Karaoke bar while her mother watches her kids. Perhaps it’s mainly because I’m missing the background story. All I know about her from these clips were that she grew up poor in Africa. I hate her hair, her voice, her crazy, spastic dance moves and her clothing.
I hate hate hate these kind of shows and bad, fake musicians/singers.
However, I do enjoy this blog.
Touche.
It’s not an objectively awesome show, but it’s the summer and I’ll take ironically awesome for the time being.
Fair nuff. Definitely didn’t mean to sound as bitchy as I did. I blame it on the ac, internet, and time travel being crap last friday at work.
Dilana Clan Site info here. Dilana opens for Aerosmith in April.
http://www.dilanaclan.com