An Exercise in Self-indulgence: It’s Mah Berfday

Posted by Dan August 3rd, 2006 at 12:01pm In General

It's my birthday.  Yaaaaay! 

As such, I am going to post pictures of boys on the internet.  Yaaaaay!

Consider this the first all-male TiFaux pictorial.  If, in a year, Tifaux has turned the corner into a blog about gay porn, consider this the post that started it all.

The boys on TV that I love:

Oh, Charlie.   Before, when you were Merry from Lord of the Rings, I just called you the Hot Hobbit.  Now, I've grown to love you in a whole new way as the heroin-habit kicking, hooded sweatshirt-wearing, punk rocking Englishman Charlie.  You're so wee.

Oh, Jim.  Who doesn't love you?  I mean, mofos gotta get in line.  It's not just your frumpy head of hair.  When you turn to the camera with your boyish smirk, letting us know we're all on the same page, it's just so fucking charming.  

More menfolk after the jump 

Oh, Kaysar.  You're on the shittiest show I love.  Well, love is a strong word.  Big Brother is more of a burden than an actual pleasure to watch.  But your million-dollar smile is enough to make me try to actually catch the show for one of the million and a half times a week it airs.

Oh, Tyler.  I've written about you before.  So I'll just say, God keep you and your delicious recipes.

Oh, Angelo.  I haven't seen you in a while, on TLC's Clean Sweep, because I rarely surf to the channel on my new cable service.  But I miss your bald, shiny head.  And even though you've got lots of pictures of yourself on the internet with that ridiculous straw hat, I still think you're oh-so-fine.

That's all for now.  If I think of someone else by the end of the day i'll be sure to post him.

And for my final indulgence, here is a YouTube clip of The Go! Team on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.  This is an awesome band and you need to go buy their album and see them live.  This is called "The Power is On."