Summer's over, which, you know, sniff, tear, and all that — but now TV's back, starting with House, tonight at 9 on Fox. 

Set your tifauxs. It's time for some acerbic wit and coughing up blood.

Jeff Probst’s dimples trouble me. He’s got these dimples that are so deep that you’d think they would touch somewhere in his mouth.

And, despite the fact that he’s a really savvy guy and as good a host as Survivor could get, he’s kind of evil. Not just because of this new concept of racially divided teams, but in general he seems kind of devlish as he smugly defends the show’s new exploitative twist.

On this note, I’ve made a handy chart to help us sort the good from the bad and the squeaky clean from the sleazy.

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