Last night Maggie and I found ourselves with a one-night TiFaux backlog, which until 2 weeks ago would have meant we missed an episode of The Daily Show. Instead we discovered a veritable avalanche of Television the like of which hadn't been seen on our TiFaux for several months. This is the first new season of TV we've had since we started TiFaux (the blog) and it gives us an excuse to watch the possibly terrible shows we might not watch otherwise because of our imaginary duty to our dozens of readers. So we dived right in.

First up was "The Gilmore Girls," a show that did not make my "is it worth downloading in Berlin" cut. So I'm a little behind. When I left, Luke had just found out he had a daughter. Since then it seems Lorelai and Luke were having some problems. Lorelai slept with Christopher. And Logan left for the UK. Ok, I'm caught up now. It does seem like the show was treading water while I was gone, but for me the joy of the show has never been the longterm storylines, it's the wacky residents of Stars Hollow and Yale, and of course the elder Gilmores, who keep me coming back. Love me the Emily and Richard. (Note to fellow Richard Gilmore fans: be sure to check out Michael Ian Black's upcoming movie The Pleasure of Your Company, in which Richard Herrmann touchingly gives his son the cock ring he wore during the war.) Now everything's back to square one. Lorelai is single—sort of. And Rory is not single—sort of. Maggie tells me this is the last season. I'll miss scenes like Luke yelling at Taylor about putting up a traffic light camera at an interesection that hasn't had an accident in 15 years, since I know that means there will be an accident at the intersection any minute, but please, it's time to put an end to the whole thing.

After "Gilmore Girls" we had one of my favorite recent additions to the "record this series" list, "House." House was treating an autistic kid and they really went after the whole "maybe House is autistic!" angle. They even pulled out Asperger Syndrome, which I'm sure my mom diagnosed him with months ago. But Wilson had to go and spoil everyone's fun, saying House wasn't autistic, he's just a jerk. If he was autistic it would give him an excuse for being such a jerk. Why is Wilson such a downer this season? Remember when he and House used to actually talk to each other? The highlight of the episode of course was House's relationship with a lovely underage stalker. It's too bad it turned into another brilliant diagnosis. House yelling to Cuddy "You can't stop our love" was "House" at its best, and when he quoted the end of Casablanca to his stalker, knowing she wouldn't recognize it, it was probably the best scene of the series so far.

Now comes the part I'm least happy about. I've been against "How I Met Your Mother" since the beginning although I've sat through a few episodes with my arms crossed, begrudgingly giving it a chance. I watched last season's finale and last week's premiere barely cracking a smile. Maybe it was the 1/2 bottle of wine consumed during "Gilmore Girls" and "House," but this week's episode was genuinely funny at several points. Well played, HIMYM. Well played.

Then there was "Heroes." It was OK. I'm giving it one more episode to turn around. Probably two more. Maggie already wrote about it in another post.

And finally Project Runway. In case you weren't following closely, our system here at TiFaux is that we were assigned 4 designers at the beginning of the series and we write about an episode when one of our designers is eliminated. Well, in a shocking twist last night nobody was eliminated. I don't have a lot to say about the show. I agreed with everything though. Michael should have been kicked off if they were going to eliminate anyone, but it would have been a goddamn tragedy if he had been kicked off. And this way they avoid the mystifying old system where they have 4 designers show at Olympus Fashion Week ™ but one of them already knows he/she's been kicked off. This way everyone who shows at Olympus Fashion Week ™ actually has a chance of winning. Why it took this many seasons to figure out that system is beyond me. And how great was the product placement this week? They must have said Olympus Fashion Week ™ at least half a dozen times, and then they march around NYC with Olympus cameras, and finally print out their photos on adorable Olympus photo printers. (Olympus, you can send me my product samples any time now.)

Thus ended our Night of Too Much TV. Of course, it wasn't too much. It was just a lot. There's no such thing as too much good TV. This is the overwhelming lesson of the TiFaux. When you're not at the mercy of the Vice President of TV and Microwave Oven Programming, you don't have to watch "According to Jim" or "Yes Dear" or "Two and a Half Men." Just watch one of the 5 episodes of "The Colbert Report" you have saved up.

I'm way too lethargic to wax philosophical about anything, so how about a nice video set to music?  

Here's a band called The Submarines.  They're basically a boy and a girl who date and make music together.  Although boy parts and girl parts don't intermingle in other areas of my life, I tend to like it male/female vocals quite a bit in my music.

Hailing from Boston, the band's new single is called "Peace and Hate."  This video kind of reminds me of Smashing Pumpkins video for "Tonight Tonight," but only because it has a madcap sort of sense of adventure and intentionally fake-looking special effects.

Have a listen.

Heroes. It's about normal people, all tenuously connected, who may have superpowers. It's definitely different, and may be really good. Not as good as the show I had invented in my head all summer while waiting for the real one to air, but not horrible. I'm giving it a chance.

In case you missed it, here are the lucky (?) ones we've met so far. I really, really want one of them to turn out to be a supervillain (in addition to the creepy glasses man who's trying to track them all down), so I'm noting where they fall on the evil/good continuum.

Claire. Superpower: cells regenerate quickly. Demonstrates this by: totally grossing us all out by sticking her hand down the garbage disposal, pushing ribs back into her chest, and ruining her cheerleading outfit which was probably rented so way to go, Claire. Evil/Good: mostly good, but kind of a high school queen bee bitch, and has unclear motives and parentage.

Hiro (get it?). Superpower: can bend the space-time continuum; is a huge dork. Demonstrates this by: bending the space-time continuum to land himself in Times Square; closing his eyes very hard and talking about manga. Evil/Good: absolutely good. Love him.

Peter and Nathan. Superpower: Peter, none as of yet, unless "susceptible to gravity" is one. Nathan: not susceptible to gravity. Demonstrates this by: Nathan flies to save his brother Peter when he jumps off a building. Evil/Good: Peter is definitely good (he takes care of old people!), but Nathan is a politician and generally mean to Peter, so probably evil.

Niki. Superpower: has an alternate self that lives in mirrors??? Demonstrates this by: jumping out of a mirror and killing some people??? Evil/Good: killed some people, but the people were evil. So… ??? 

Isaac. Superpower: future-paints. Demonstrates this by: the name of his superpower really says it all; predicts the end of the world. Evil/Good: just an observer, but he's a moody drug addict, so probably bad on the outside and sweet on the inside. 

I'm not committing to anything yet, but so far this is more fun than I thought it would be, and sufficiently creepy to wonder what the hell's happening without completely alienating the audience. What do you think?