Veronica Mars Season Premiere Tonight!

Posted by Maggie October 3rd, 2006 at 10:58am In Veronica Mars

Look, I'm driving away, and you can get in the car, or you can stand there making moony eyes at me all day.

I know, I'm irresistable. You love me — I can tell.  I may be an orphan now but that doesn't mean that nobody loves me. I'm huge with the internet crowd.

But listen, I've got places to be. You know? I can't wait here all day. I've got to be accused of murder, or get kidnapped and tortured, or burn up some poor kids' pool. Or just pick up my girlfriend from her art history class. No, not the dead one. And not the sweet one you could snap in half like a twig, or the slutty one with the giant rack.

The one who's show you're watching tonight at 9 on the new CW, moron. Veronica. She's in college now. Hearst. Haven't heard of it? Well apparently you don't subscribe to Elitist Dickweeds Monthly. And I say that out of love, not because they wouldn't let me in.

As Aristotle said, "A friend is a second self." Hey, friend — one Logan Echolls is plenty, don't you agree? So either get in or back away from the vehicle.

That's right, get the hell out of here. (Help me.) No, leave. (I need you.) Seriously, I'll drive over your foot, don't think I won't. (Please.)