I’m Sick of Your Shit: All You Fools on Grey’s Anatomy
Posted by Dan
October 4th, 2006 at 09:53am
In Grey's Anatomy I'm Sick of Your Shit
Listen up. All of you. Yes, even you McDreamy. Stop nuzzling Meredith's hair and eyes up here.
I'm sick of all your shit.
For as much education as all of you have, for all your magical life-saving abilities, I've never seen a more infantile brood of emotional cripples. Now, I'm going to go down the line and I want you all to pay close attention. I'm only saying this once.
I'm starting with you Meredith. You are the show's title character, after all, even though you are probably the most widely disliked. We've had a talk like this before, remember? In that little conversation I advised you to, ahem, "bang George, because he deserves it." I suppose its my error for not stipulating that you shouldn't begin to weep hysterically mid-coitus. I'll make that concession. However, I also advised you to "start whoring it up around the hospital to make McDreamy uncomfortable and help you get your confidence back." And what kind of whoring have you done? None. That is, unless you count the painful George episode or the most disgusting triage tryst I could ever have imagined. And one more thing. Don't be all proud of yourself by saying to McDreamy and Chris O'Donnell that you want to actually date them — because that's what regular people do. Not this smolder/tryst/heartache/smolder/tryst/heartache cycle that you seem to be so fond of.
Christina. We know you're headstrong. And feisty. And Asian. And three foot eleven. And that's why we love you. But you're wearing us down with your constant outrage. I like it when you have those conversations with Meredith in surgery stadium where you both complain about your problems but never actually respond to what the other is saying. I mean, it's funny to watch, but completely indicative of why you're always spinning your emotional wheels — you only see things from one side.
McDreamy. Stop checking yourself out in the mirror. Your hair is just fine. Your 5 o'clock shadow is impeccable. Now stop giving yourself boners from looking in the mirror.
Addison. Get it together, woman. Your marriage has been over forever — you knew that all along, right? The whole reconciliation thing was noble and all, but you knew it was a dead end. Or, at least, we did. Good for you for getting it on with McSteamy. And thank whoever was responsible for having him give that "yes, I'm really naked" flash of hip while he was getting out of the shower last Thursday.
Izzie. I'm not saying this to you, I'm saying this to the folks that write you. Guys, who acts like that? I mean, people react to trauma in different ways, but the madcap baking? The laying down in your prom dress for days, all catatonic? And Izzie totally killed a dude, but you're going to "work it out" at the hospital? Highly suspect.
Doc Webber. I don't really even know what to say to you. Does it make sense to ask you to "stop being crotchety?" That's not meant to sound dirty.
Doc Baily. I'm really too scared to cop an attitude with you. As you were.
Alex. Remember last episode when you rocked that blonde cancer patient's world in the bar bathroom? Yeah, that was disgusting. Plus, if you start something with Izzie, now you're just going to have a track record of cancer patients and pseudo-widows. Not that impressive.
George. To borrow a phrase from Cristin, grow a pair. But carry on with your mannish girlfriend, as it kind of has promise.
Burke. Ditto.
Now, I know this annoying behavior won't stop. It's pretty much set that these characters will continue to act like jerks for the rest of their tenure and I will continue to watch this show because I'm a 49-year-old woman. But just know that you're always treading on thin ice with me. I'd always be surprised if someone decided to act in a reasonable manner.
I’d like to point out, as I often do, that Izzie killed TWO people: Denny, and the guy who should’ve gotten the donor heart if she hadn’t cut his LVAD wire. I hate that stupid bitch. And I hate that I still remember that it’s called an LVAD wire.
It’s good that you wrote this after last week’s episode, though, because that was not Bailey in the season premiere. That was a sobby, cliched, viciously neutered version of Bailey, all, “If I could turn back time!” Who the fuck are you, Cher? I am so sick of all your shit.
But I’ll stick around in the hopes Eric Dane gets nekkid again.
hey would every1 stop i mean this is still like the best series ever their actions make it all better i mean with the drama and the medical miracles
and i know this is a couple months old but i just found the site and i really hate dan he should go to hell
if the actors and actresses really do read this
alex is not always an ass
christina is not always headstrong
mcdreamy/derek is hot so he is sooo allowed to look in the mirror if he wants to
izzy doesnt always make the best choices but she does them for a good bizzare reason and is still a good person at heart and she IS NOT A STUPID BITCH
and 4 george he doesnt have a mannish girlfriend a scary sometimes gross 1 (no offence 2 callie) but not mannish
and burke doesnt have a mannish girlfriend either strong willed and tough at times but again not mannish
doc baily is not a peson to mess w/ u right that u aint coping an additude w/ her she is a doctor that wants to get her job done and get it done right and wont take any bs
doc webber/cheif is a good doc despite that he is more headstrong than christina but at times that is good and the whole acoholic/ellis grey thing is a little strang and had marrige problems he still saves lives
addison tried to get the marrige back well some of them just dont work out she still helps ppl like the episode in the second season disk 5 i think where she “helped” the mother of now seven make sure she couldnt have n e more babies because of the “complication” with the fallopien tubes and she is strong enough to still be friends with meredith that should count 4 somthing
and last but not least …. meredith as the main character the most problems comes down to her with her troubled love life, her job that has ppls life at stake, her friend problems, and family problems, my sister and i love this series and felt bad 4 finn when it ended cuz he was soo nice but we still like derek better we also made a name up 4 my sister ex best friend they were close and then he ignored her completly we came up with the name mcdushy reffering back to here and we were in tears 4 the 3 episode event/tradjedy n e way as the main character shes supposed to have problems so NO ONE DISSES MEREDITH
P.S. - does n e one know why there wasn’t a “next week on grey’s anatomy….” or in other words preveiw
oh and sloan is just a basterd i mean what kind of a best friend is that but hes not so bad cuz he is there for derek when meredith is about to die in the 3 episode tradjedy that changed my veiws n e way the show is perfect so don’t change it
I LOVE Greys anadomy! U people make me SICKISICK I tell U!sick sick sick sick sick SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m made at:
Dan,Sara,Carina,and the other Carina,
MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok I love this show but I dont get it…Why did they just sorta stop worring about the patients…U rarely see them save lives anymore and that bugs the shit out of me..HELLO this IS a hospital show… but I am sooo glad Derik and Meridith are back together and Addision has finally gave up. Now only if the very sexy but very man-whorish. I cant believe Denny D died! it still makes me cry. and as for george—What a baby! and Dr. B—um good job {dont hurt me}
jesus crist people its a god damn show get over yourselves.. its hollywood (NOT REALL!!) these people that your mad at are actresses and actors and they are there to do their job..if you dont LIKE the show dont freaking watch it, its that simple stop complaining about what they do wrong and start complaining to the people who actually WRITE the freaking script
You obviously have a lot of time on ur hands to be making a whole page about ur hate against greys..get a life..if you dont like it..DONT WATCH IT..stop spoiling it for people who do..go watch survivor or sumthing
Thank you kristen thats exactly my piont. I love greys anatomy and you people are just pionting out all the bad things you can imagine..when there are soo many more good things about this show than bad.. do you actually think these celebrities care? obviously not..if they havent put a comment on your blog or even called you. your pathetic.
if u get sick of the show then why dont you just change the channel instead of comming on here complainin like a lil bitch and dising the characters i mean we all have our flaws and thats what shondra might be trying to tell us with all the characters havin some lil flaws and some big flaws but we can all see a bit of ourselves in a certain character…so get over and shut the fuk up!!!!
I love Izzie. She’s amazing and everyone who doesn’t think so.. is not my friend. ha
hey dan, you afraid of us, now thatb we make a piont better then yours, ha! you suck!!
I tottaly agree wit u guys! if those morons dont like the show they dont have to watch it. when they watch it and come here to bitch about it shows how dumb and idiodic they really are. they claim they h8 this show yet they quite clearly watch it so thats gotta say somthing, doesnt it! u think that if they h8 this show they wouldn’t sit there watching it and boosting there ratings. u people make me sik cause u think ur all that but u hav no idea. some people are dipshits
PS: i luv grey’s cause it is so luvable (and i no that didn’t make any sense)
ur guys are crazy Grey’s anatomy is the best show and just because ur jealous of all their drama and lives dont take it out on them cuz they are good its just you
LOL! This is some funny sh*t.
fantastic show
how about everybody just shuts the hell up because this is the best show on telivision. and to the first comment you need to go die cause you are just retarded. and to everybody else that is talking shit on this show why don’t you keep it to yourself.
AH! hahahahahahhahahaha this is funny shitt!
AH! hahahahahahhahahaha this is bull shittt
IZZY TOTALLY ROCKS!greys anatomy wouldnt be the great show it is without izzy.she isnt a stupid bitch and everyone who thinks she is are just plain idiots if anything meredith is the stupid bitch i hate her voice and she looks like a fish haha
OK…meredith is not a bitch…she is the WHOLE SHOW…hense the name Grey’s Anatomy. but seriously, if people have complaints about the show then just stop watching it. it’s not like you can change it or anything!! and for the record…Patrick Dempsey is the hottest person God has ever made..those eyes are soo freaking SEXXY!! There couldnt be a better series on television…and im sorry to Isaiah Washington for being kicked off like that! that is some bull crap….you apologized for what you said so people should get over it!!! This Show Rocks!!!
j’esperque meredite ce marira avec derek
hmmm…..i like greys anatomy…
but i certainly agree that meredith is not that gud a character…
n the story line isnt that smooth either…it seems to jump around quite a bit..
also y HAVE they stopped worrying abt saving lives? i mean it IS a hospital!! their life does revolve around patients n work n surgery. meredith gets no sleep bcoz of this rite? (she reminds every1 how hard shes workin like every week)
did prefer the theme in the beginning more but i still hooked on the show!!!!
Hell YES. I agree with all of this so strongly I need to say: AMEN!