I took some Bayer.  That'll make me not have a heart attack too, right?

• Television Without Pity is selling a cute Heroes-inspired t-shirt.
• Raj, who was a big douche on The Apprentice a few seasons ago, ran for Congress and lost.  Big.  Things not working in his favor include the fact that he a) is a Republican b) stands by accusations that his non-doctor opponent performed abortions on unwilling women.  For real. 
• American Idol is going to premiere on Jan. 16 with a "four-hour, two-night audition spectacular."  Just know that it's coming, 'kay?

Dear McSteamy,

Thanks for all you do.  

But please lose the beard because it makes you look like Shakespeare.

Love,

DAN 

This season of Veronica Mars is starting to really hit a groove. Characters and mysteries are fun, and seem to be more organic than some from the show's past. If you're not watching… I don't know how this is possible, and have nothing to say to you.

After my really great intuition about last season's villain, I was hoping to have a flash of lightning about this season, too. But so far I've got nothing. It can't be Wallace, Logan, Mac, Keith, or Veronica. Everyone else is up for grabs, and I have no strong feelings about any of them. I need help!

So if any of these people end up being the culprit, I will be able to say that I called it. Thank you.