The More You Know: Caffeinated Edition

Posted by Dan November 15th, 2006 at 03:52pm In 30 Rock Arrested Development News Survivor

Coffee in the afternoon makes my eye twitch.

• Seriously, how fucked up is this?  So, remember when O.J. Simpson killed all those people when we were in high school?  Well, the FOX network is going to air a hypothetical interview with O.J. saying that if he had, in fact, killed his ex-wife and her friend, how exactly he would have done it. The two-part interview will be done by book publisher Judith Regan and will be called O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened.  It'll will air Nov. 27 and Nov. 29.  I swear to God I'm not making this up.
• In hot, hot Survivor news, rumor has it that smokin' hot contestants J.P. and Brad are an item.  Brad clumsily danced around the issue in an interview with After Elton.  The big news out of this is that it wasn't clear that J.P. was even gay beforehand.  In fact, it was insinuated that he had a flirtation with Cecilia early in the season.
• After Elton has a sister site called After Ellen.  No joke.  And they are very happy about Tina Fey and her lesbionic friend's portrayal on 30 Rock.  
• Also, skinny, scraggly Survivor castaway Ozzy was apparently in a porn.  Seems very unappealing. 
• Mitch Hurwitz, the guy who did Arrested Development, is adapting a BBC series called The Thick of It for American TV.  The British show deals with a minister in Parliament and his wacky staff.  The American version will center around a member of Congress.  Hopefully this means they'll do exterior shots of the Capitol and I can walk around on my lunch break to try to get in them.  Sounds like a plan to me! 
• Meredith Grey got her skinny ass engaged. 
• Dancing With the Stars ends tonight.  Hopefully Dimples Adulterystein won't win.