Kathy Griffin’s reality show, My Life on the D-List, has been renewed for a third season.

Apparently, the show will feature more goofy one-liners from her drunk-ass parents, but will not mention her messy divorce.

Publications love nothing more than compiling ridiculously long lists of pop culture events and presenting them as authoritative.

The good folks at TV Land are no exception, as they have put together a list of the top 100 TV Catchphrases.  You'll find them here.  They range from "Dyn-o-mite" to "Here's Johnny!" to "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

If you ask me, they're missing one very important catchphrase from The State.

I basically just want to fall asleep right now.

• Dancing With The Stars has become big enough that it seems like actual stars want to be on it.  Namely Fergie (the princess) and Jennifer Aniston. 
• In a wedding of a devil and an angel, Mark Burnett, creator of The Apprentice and Survivor, just got engaged to the Irish chick from Touched by an Angel. 
• In too much, too soon news, Michael Cera (George Michael from Arrested Development) is going to helm a short-form online series.  He will produce, write and star the series, focusing on TV producers who think they're hot shit.  As much as I love George Michael, I can't see this ending well.
• Michelle Rodriguez, the departed Ana Lucia on Lost, was apparently outed by her girlfriend in an interview with The Advocate.  Sorry Michelle, you don't get a celebratory post until you actually come out.
• Episodes of 30 Rock are now available on iTunes. 
• The Nine has been yanked from ABC's schedule.