The More You Know: Funky Headhunter edition
Posted by Dan
January 23rd, 2007 at 02:57pm
In American Idol Dirt News Top Chef
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- The Special Olympics thank American Idol for making fun of retarded people.
- Let's think long and hard about who this item would be of interest to. CBS will have a pirate-themed reality show, tentatively entitled "Pirate Master."
- Poor kid. Some stupid girl hit Marcel from Top Chef in the face with a bottle, requiring 30 stitches and giving him an inch-long scar on his face. Meanwhile Ilan is presumably feeling guilty for being a jerk and is calling Marcel all the time.
- Not only is Jennifer Aniston going to do a guest spot on the boring-ass show Dirt, but she'll be gayin' it up as well. In fact, she will give a big ole' smooch to Courteney Cox.
- Felicity got knocked up.
Oh, Dan. I love you for quoting MC Hammer lyrics. And not, like, the early ’90s MC Hammer that everyone knows and loves. But the mid-90s gangsta MC Hammer in a Speedo.