The More You Know: Funky Headhunter edition

Posted by Dan January 23rd, 2007 at 02:57pm In American Idol Dirt News Top Chef

Pumps and bump, pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the pumps and a bump. 

  • The Special Olympics thank American Idol for making fun of retarded people.
  • Let's think long and hard about who this item would be of interest to.  CBS will have a pirate-themed reality show, tentatively entitled "Pirate Master." 
  • Poor kid.  Some stupid girl hit Marcel from Top Chef in the face with a bottle, requiring 30 stitches and giving him an inch-long scar on his face.  Meanwhile Ilan is presumably feeling guilty for being a jerk and is calling Marcel all the time. 
  • Not only is Jennifer Aniston going to do a guest spot on the boring-ass show Dirt, but she'll be gayin' it up as well.  In fact, she will give a big ole' smooch to Courteney Cox.
  • Felicity got knocked up
  1. Belle posted the following on January 23, 2007 at 5:06 pm.

    Oh, Dan. I love you for quoting MC Hammer lyrics. And not, like, the early ’90s MC Hammer that everyone knows and loves. But the mid-90s gangsta MC Hammer in a Speedo.


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