Guys, that was a scary, TiFaux-less morning. You know, if y'all stop reading and using up the bandwidth, we wouldn't have these problems. Shame on you!

But to the point: What's on? 

So apparently that show about those people who sing and get mocked is on tonight. Whatever.

Veronica Mars! Eeee! Will Logan and Veronica survive the episode? Frankly, I'm getting Logan/Veronica relationship fatigue. Let's focus on the fact that TV Guide says Madison Sinclair is back. Maybe she's pregnant! And she doesn't know if the baby is Dick's or Lamb's! Whatever it is, I'm clearly psyched.

Yet another week passes in Stars Hollow and Christopher Hayden doesn't die. Lane's fake stomach makes a deal to star in its own spin-off show. 

Someone's sick and no one knows why. Will Golden Globe (TM) -winner Hugh Laurie, as the imperious Dr. House, solve the medical mystery? Yes, he will.

Sorry for the outage this morning. We’ve recently seen our traffic double and we’ve had to upgrade our hosting package twice in the past few months because you people visit our site so damn much. I thought we would make it to the end of January, but it didn’t work out.

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