That's right, there are two hours of 24 tonight. Though I still feel like I'm still waiting for this season to start the addictive thrills. Maybe tonight?

The two-hour 24 means that I will not harp on you like I usually do about Everybody Hates Chris, as the TiFaux had to kick it off the recording list because there's just too much awesomeness on at the same time.

How I Met Your Mother — Ted finds a lucky penny and bad things happen to him. Most of the time, this show ends up being better than its description (gang goes to too many new year's parties, Marshall and Ted sword fight, etc), and I sincerely hope that's the case here, because that description sounds so precious I almost want to barf.

Nathan is Claire's dad on Heroes. So Peter's her uncle. I thought she had a little crush on him, so that's gross, now. Thanks, show. 

Studio 60 has a flashback episode. If I weren't already queasy from the HIMYM plot description and the idea of Claire hooking up with her uncle, I would be from this. The thing is — we all know what Matthew Perry looked like ten years ago. And I still love him, but he doesn't look like that any more. Also, this show makes me die inside. 

If you're sick of the same old shows I always talk about, and you love puppies, you might be interested to know that the 131st Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is on tonight and tomorrow on USA. 

And finally, I'd just like to say that I called it about Forest "zzzzzzz" Whitaker, who completely sucked on SNL on Saturday, even in my new favorite sketch (after Peter O'Toole), Bronx Beat. Here's the first (cuter) Bronx Beat:

I’ve always loved Pink is the New Blog, but never more so when this picture was displayed:

Yes. Yes. JWahl of Laguna Beach/ Hills “fame,” and STEPHANIE TANNER. Christmas came early this year, kids.