Not a very promising weekend for television. This whole post is pretty much we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming. But I'm including Monday because of the holiday, so that helps.

On Friday night, there's a Lifetime original movie from 1996, For My Daughter's Honor, which sounds delightfully cheesy if you enjoy that sort of thing. Alyson Hannigan's in it, and the girl who was Maggie in The Nanny stars. Please, please click on that link and read the user comments. I promise it's worth it.

On Saturday, they're repeating Justin Timberlake's latest SNL appearance, which, as everyone knows because we all saw it the first time, was awesome. The Disney Channel's playing the Lindsay Lohan Parent Trap. It's adorable. Shut up. TBS has Cheaper By the Dozen for the thousandth time, which I only mention so I know to avoid it like the plague to keep from falling into another Tom Welling coma. Best of all, WE is playing Girl, Interrupted and IFC has thirteen. Which troubled teen girl movie will you be watching?

Sunday's episode of Battlestar Galactica better be better than last week's, or there's going to be hell to pay from the internets. It's all about the Chief and Cally, so… okay. I love the Chief. But I love Helo, too, and that didn't really help last week. It's not a fatal blow to the series, but it is a little disheartening. So let's get back on track, Show!

Then Monday — lovely Monday. Ted's got to throw away some crap and Lily's in a play in HIMYM, and though it sounds a tad Joey to me, I dig it. Chris wants to go to Ghostbusters on Everybody Hates Chris — got to love those period details. Heroes introduces a new Hero (eventually they'll stop doing this, right? or do we even want them to?) and we're back with Ultimate Superhero Peter for a while. Jack gets really, really mad at Marilyn on 24, and for good reason. Why is everyone so stupid about their lives and the lives of their loved ones on that show? Don't they know the fate of the world depends on them being selfless?

And then there's Studio 60, the show that might have been, that continues to self-destruct in a fiery blaze. To paraphrase Lorelai Gilmore, "You're the show I want to want." Sorkin is a very good writer, but these are not lived-in characters with flaws and quirks; they're half an idea of a character. No one's thought these people through; no one's sat in a room and hashed out why and how these people are who they are: everything they do is forced on them without any thought or grace. Anyway, catch the infuriating madness before it's gone forever.

I told you before, and now it's finally here.  Maria Bamford 's new comedy special will air tonight at 10:30 on Comedy Central.

Here's a clip:

So tonight, after work, set your TiFaux before you take your disco nap.  Then wake up, head out and watch it tomorrow when you're hung over. 

Now I've made no secret about my fondness for Parker Posey and The Gilmore Girls. In it's day, Gilmore Girls had some of the best dialogue on TV. I edited Parker's upcoming movie Fay Grim and had a bit of a crush on her. When the creepy guy at the Toronto premiere Q&A asked if she would go on a date with him and actually gave his number to a festival employee on the side of the stage, I totally understood. She totally kissed me on the cheek once.

Ok, you're right Maggie. That's enough. Back to the story. Turns out Parker's going to be in a sitcom pilot produced by Gilmore creators The Sherman-Palladinos. My first thought was: Awesome! Parker was made to be in a Sherman-Palladino show. But then I read the details. "The Return of Jezebel James … centers on a successful children's book editor (Parker) who is newly single and, after learning she won't be able to conceive, asks her estranged younger sister to carry her baby for her."

Now I admit, "A young mother who's really close to her 16-year-old daughter has to make nice with her rich parents to get money for private school" sounds kind of crappy too, so I'm obviously reserving judgment until I see it. But I'm worried. Is the situation of this comedy really so contrived? Jezebel James? Is she a succubus or something? It's actually a traditional 4-camera sitcom, which is interesting. I hope they know what they're doing.

Also, the article claims Parker has turned down every pilot that was ever offered to her. Somebody's doing what President Bush calls "revisionist history." A quick check of IMDb would have led the Hollywood Reporter to the USA pilot "Frankenstein," which was broadcast as a TV movie but was actually a pilot for a USA series that never got picked up.