Previously: Audrina is granted re-entry to the secret clubhouse, and the promise of a naked picnic lands Spencer in the dog house.

Audrina is back in the frey, currently aiding and abetting Heidi in SpencerGate 2006. Heidi recounts to the girls the story of how one of the playmates at Area called Spencer her "boo" (I'm sorry, what? Is it sophomore year again? Are we on the set of a Nelly video?) and said she had plans to hook up with him. Audrina breaks the news that Spencer had given her the same set of flowers he'd handed to Heidi, and Heidi gets the Big S on the horn in order yell "You brought my roses to her the next DAY!" via speakerphone. MTV, apparently having used up the month's quota for closed captioning on "Juvies," also known as The Least Interesting Show Ever Made, doesn't give us text on Spencer's response, and he could be reciting the Aenid for all I know. I mean, I'm guessing he isn't, but still. "Don't ever get involved in someone that can manipulate you like that," LC solemnly instructs.

Over at TeenVoid, I am happy to realize that they have the same office phones as my company! Hooray! I wonder if it also took them 7 months to learn how to adjust the ringer volume. I'm not sure if Whitney has complete control over this whole opposible thumbs thing, so, probably. Editrix Love tasks them with helping for a dinner for 20 young designers. Flying in from New York will be the NY editor and her intern. "She's supposed to be incredible," Love tells them. "She's really hardworking and she's worked on events before." And, we can assume, didn't ditch the chance to go to Paris to hang out with her cokehead boyfriend. NY Intern: 1, LC: 0. The girls leave with the jobs of updating a spreadsheet and hand writing notes for the dinner. LC's penmanship leaves much to be desired, so Whitney offers to serve as scribe. The girls ruminate about what NYIntern will be like, and LC postulates "If she's anything like {editor} Jane, she'll be very…" she trails off, making a chopping motion with her hands. Very what? Into beheadings? "Precise?" Whitney offers. "Yeah. That's so not me," LC answers. "Agreed," Whitney says. Oh snap! Love the unintentional insults.