Tonight on the TiFaux: Singing, Talking, Detecting, Jump Roping
Posted by Maggie
February 20th, 2007 at 02:30pm
In American Idol Gilmore Girls Guilty Pleasures Veronica Mars
American Idol men perform tonight for two freaking hours. My college acquaintance Tom Lowe will not be among them, however, because apparently he was the perfect storm of American Idol controversy. Also this means there will be no House. Tear.
So you have your fun, AI. I'll be watching Gilmore Girls hopefully keep up the momentum after last week's very sad but incredibly satisfying Christopher and Lorelai breakup. Now that it's over, I see why they decided to go there with that relationship, but it doesn't make any of this season's episodes any more enjoyable.
"Is that my shirt?"
Then there's the latest mystery on Veronica Mars, a continuation of last week's murder plot. My suspicion is that the person who killed the coach also killed Dean Ed and that he/she's a serial killer of some sort, based on Landry's lecture topic. Perhaps someone obsessed with the horrible time they had at Hearst. Like the girl who walked off the roof — Patrice! There's my guess. What's yours?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: It's a re-airing of latest Disney Channel original movie — Jump In. My understanding is that it's a High School Musical with less music, which to me is straying way too far from the formula. Corbin Bleu, Troy's basketball friend in High School Musical, plays a boxer who joins a double dutch jump-rope team. No, I am not making this up.
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED [REDACTED IF ANYONE HASN'T SEEN IT YET]. OH. MY. GOD.
Christopher is hot. Whiny and stupid at the end, but hot throughout. Don’t fight it.
Man, Veronica was really on this week. Clearly my guess on the killer is based on seeing this week’s episode — I think the Widow O’Dell left the hotel that night to see her Ex, Mr. Slimy Greico, and told him to kill the dean, ’cause the dean had seen her with Landry. And she hired Keith to catch him because 1) she wants insurance money and 2) she can get rid of Slimy Greico. The end!