Tonight on the TiFaux: Whodunnit revealed!
Posted by Maggie
February 27th, 2007 at 02:26pm
In American Idol Dirt Game Shows Gilmore Girls Veronica Mars
Is it too much of a cliché to say there's a new sheriff in town?

Veronica knows, or will know very, very soon who killed Dean O'Dell. I am really excited, but not nearly as excited as I was for seasons one and two finales. There's something about committing to a whole year of a mystery that makes the payoff more satisfying. Anyway, my final thought is… I have no idea. I think Lucky Tim was the one bugging Landry, though, and that he's going to come through with some clutch info at the last minute. Maybe… Cliff did it? Seriously, I don't know. I'm hoping it's not Mindy or Landry, or if it's them it's for some crazy unexpected reason. Maybe it was the Dean's troubled son?
And before that, Gilmore Girls hopefully continues going strong, though I deeply fear that we'll be seeing more of Lane's Non-Comically Oversized Baby Tummy.
American Idol shoves out House again, sadly, as does the new show Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader, which… is kind of a great idea. Don't tell anyone I said so.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: I'm not really trying here, because I expect you all to watch Veronica. FX is showing 13 Going on 30, which I've always been morbidly curious about. Hey, whaddya know, Dirt is still airing new episodes. And I've got five words for you: Andrew McCarthy, Hallmark Original Movie. It's called Straight from the Heart. Isn't Andrew McCarthy due for a McDreamy-style comeback some time soon?
a) 13 going on 30 is great–tifaux it. i hate that kind of stuff (except, well, that kind of stuff i don’t hate–see below), but that movie is just sweet.
b) straight from the heart is the name of the song the evil boyfriend/country star sings in the wallmart baby movie! hee!
13 Going on 30 is indeed great, although it stacks right up there with The Devil Wears Prada on the Magazine Publishing Is Totally Not Like That At All, I Mean, Really, NOT AT ALL scale. But J.Garn is terrific.
Did you also know that 13-year-old girls rarely wake up as their 30-year-old selves?