I don't care what's on, I'll watch it because it's beautiful.

Tonight, it's the Monk and Psych season finales. Some murderers are going to be quirky, and then they'll be quirkily captured.

Saturday Night Live repeats the Jake Gyllenhaal episode. "You're gonna love meeeeeeeeeeee!!" indeed.

I reverted to some major nerditude when I saw that Stephen Sondheim was a guest voice on this Sunday's Simpsons. Great — now I'm going to be singing Sunday in the Park with George to myself all day [FYI to fellow nerds: couldn't find "It's Hot Up Here," which is actually the song that's stuck in my head, and I would say gets stuck in my head an average of three times a week].

And finally, we finally get to hear from Starbuck (finally) on Battlestar Galactica this Sunday. Promises to be trippy, emotionally abusive, and weird. Back where it belongs. 

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: All weekend Oxygen is showing their original movie The Robber Bride, based on the Margaret Atwood book, starring Mary Louise Parker. Mary Louise Parker, as we all should know by now, totally rules. On Sunday the Travel Channel has a show, Sand Blasters, about a tense sand blasting competition. Enter the cutthroat world of competitive sand blasting! No holds barred! Xtreme XndBlstg!

When you think camp, when you think of tastelessness as an aesthetic, you think Court TV, right?

Well, I guess it's not that far off.

Anyway, John Waters is going to be hosting a new series on the channel called Til Death Do Us Part — a show that will chronicle true-life ill-fated marriages as one party offs the other. Waters, calling himself The Groom Reaper (oy!), will guide viewers through the scripted series.  I'm guessing it's going to be Unsolved Mysteries-style.

DC Comics has created a comic to go with the show, and you can visit it here.  If you are so inclined.  (I like how all of my destinations this week have been followed with "if you care" or something like that.  Just my little way of saying "Don't come crying to me if it sucks.") 

Wow. That boy was up to a looooot of no good.

• TV Guide assesses the situation for shows who might be on their last legs.
• Legendary comedy troupe Second City will have a Canadian reality show. I can’t imagine a Canadian reality show — with everyone dealing with their problems rationally and politely.
• Rob Corddry talks to TV Guide about his new show, “The Winner.”
• The Wire’s last season will only have 10 episodes, but it promises to be the funniest one yet. For what that’s worth.
• The guy behind Brothers and Sisters talks about Six Feet Under raising the bar for gay characters.
• Naomi Campbell will be throwing cell phones at personal assistants on an MTV reality show.
• Some girl beat her brother to win Nashville Star .