The More You Know: Spinach edition

Posted by Dan March 5th, 2007 at 07:36am In Desperate Housewives Lost News Reality

Dear spinach.  I like you.  Do you like me?  Check yes or no. 

• Wendie Malick and James Brolin are going to star in a DC-based pilot.
• The hollow shell that used to be Andrew Dice Clay will have its own reality show.
• Cliff from Cheers will replace Vincent Pastore on Dancing with the Stars. 
• What's worse than two hours of The Wizard of Oz?  Six.  Alan Cumming, Richard Dreyfuss and Zooey Deschanel will star in a six-hour miniseries for Sci-Fi called Tin Man.
• Bill Clinton will present TV Land's upfronts. 
• Jordan Catalano broke his nose.  A nation mourns.  And giggles. 
• Did you know Mary-Louise Parker is dating Denny Duckett?  It's true. 
• People continue to overanalyze the reasons for Lost's ratings plunge.
• Desperate Housewives will be on the air until 2011.  I'm not kidding.