Introducing TiFaux March Madness

Posted by Maggie March 18th, 2007 at 05:35pm In General Tournament

Welcome to the first ever Official TiFaux March Madness Television Hotness Tournament!

In this historic undertaking, 64 of the hottest television women and 64 of the hottest television men will battle it out in a single-elimination tournament voted on by our readers.

Right now we’ve got the first round of the women’s competition up and running. Click through to download a bracket to make your predictions and vote for your favorites. Or you can go to the Tournament page up top at any time for updates.

The first round of the women’s competition closes at midnight on Friday, March 23rd, so vote early and often!

Ladies Round One

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Click here to download your own easier-to-read bracket: TiFauxLadies.pdf. You can fill it out completely now for fun, or vote below to influence the “official” count. The first round closes FRIDAY, MARCH 23 at midnight!

FYI for tournament enthusiasts: the ladies are not seeded; rather, they are paired up based on a theme or particularly difficult choice. We hope this will prompt bitter, friendship-ruining fights when you pick Sarah Michelle Gellar over Kristen Bell.

Let the matchups begin!

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Battle of the Amazonian Blondes
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Battle of the Tiffani-Amber Thiessens
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Battle of the Lorelai Gilmores
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Battle of Jim’s Love Interests
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Battle of the Funniest Women Alive
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Battle of the Dimples
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Battle of the Steady Girlfriends
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Battle of the One-of-the-Guys
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Battle of Larry David’s Leading Women
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Battle of the Peppy Talk Show Hosts
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Battle of the Sassy
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Battle of the Kick-Ass Tiny Blondes
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Battle of the Chefs and Robots
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Battle of the Moody Redheads
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Battle of the Law Enforcement
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Battle of the Perfect Zingers
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Battle of the Under-Represented Minority Professionals
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Battle of the “Eva” Babes
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Battle of the No-Nonsense Blondes
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Battle of the Wannabe Sexpots
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Battle of the Earnest Media Workers
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Battle of the Big Hair
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Battle of the Thin Neurotics
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Battle of the Voluptuous Babes
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Battle of the Totally Hip Haircut
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Battle of the Prettiest Person in the Room
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Battle of the Tomboys in Space
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Battle of the Firecrackers
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Battle of the Good Girls
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Battle of the White Trash
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Battle of the Supporting Cast
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Battle of the All-Business Women
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And that’s it. Remember to vote before Friday the 23rd at midnight. You can always download a readable bracket here: TiFauxLadies.pdf. Tell your friends, and leave your reasoning/disagreements in the comments!

  1. katie posted the following on March 19, 2007 at 9:48 am.

    who the hell spells katie “katee”?

    i’m sorry, but that’s the lamest thing EVER.

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  3. sara posted the following on March 19, 2007 at 12:14 pm.

    I was fully expecting Cristin and Maggie to be somewhere on the bracket, perhaps versus Bridget Moynahan and Tina Fey, respectively.

  4. Cristin posted the following on March 19, 2007 at 12:15 pm.

    If Bridget Moynahan is the closest thing I have to a TV doppleganger, I can now officially die in peace. And, DAMN, how did I forget her?? Maybe next year, Bridge! Sorry about 6 Degrees!

  5. sara posted the following on March 19, 2007 at 1:04 pm.

    Tall . . . Irish . . . I was not implying that you were knocked up by my cousin Tom. But yeah, she’s hot.

  6. emla posted the following on March 19, 2007 at 1:35 pm.

    This. Is. Amazing. Maggie, if the Kyle thing doesn’t work out, call me.

  7. Jinx posted the following on March 19, 2007 at 1:55 pm.

    I can’t believe you put the Olsen twins vs. Jennifer Garner…ha! What a joke!

  8. MoJo posted the following on March 19, 2007 at 4:10 pm.

    Tine Fey vs. Sarah Silverman??

    That’s like seeing UNC play Duke in the first round…where’s the excitement?

  9. Marisa posted the following on March 19, 2007 at 9:03 pm.

    I have officially backed many losing horses in this bracket. (Go, Cameron! Go!) It’s like my real NCAA chances!

  10. Revolos55 posted the following on March 20, 2007 at 12:58 am.

    I’m just pissed that I have to pick between two of my favorite characters in the first round. I don’t want to have to choose between Starbuck and Kaylee :(

  11. Cristin posted the following on March 20, 2007 at 9:24 am.

    “It’s supposed to be hard. The hard is what makes it great.” ~Jimmy Dugan.

  12. Maggie posted the following on March 20, 2007 at 9:55 am.

    Yes, there are problems with not seeding, but it’s worth it for the themed matches, I think. Races I’m currently watching with interest: Katee Sackhoff/Jewel Staite, Salma Hayek/Katherine Heigl, Tricia Helfer/Giada whatever-her-name-is. If Tricia Helfer does not advance this round, something is wrong with the universe. Also Kate Walsh/Jennifer Aniston. Come on, Addison! You can do it!

  13. Ali posted the following on March 20, 2007 at 12:07 pm.

    Starbuck vs. Kaylee is just mean, people. Seriously. I hate to be mean to poor Kaylee, but my girlcrush on Kara Thrace knows few bounds.

    And Katie, Katee Sackhoff kicks two dozen kinds of ass, so I wouldn’t mock her name.

    I would have preferred to see Sara Ramirez in the voluptuous battle. She could eat Katherine Heigl for dinner but would then spit her out because she tastes like self-righteousness.

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  15. kary posted the following on March 30, 2007 at 2:23 am.

    vote for maura tierney!!!!

  16. monk posted the following on April 10, 2007 at 7:29 am.

    Please, vote for Tom Welling!!! The best actor of the world.


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