Tonight on the TiFaux: JOHN LOCKE… secrets.

Posted by Maggie March 21st, 2007 at 05:02pm In Lost

That post title is supposed to be said like this. 

"Truth: I don't know why the hell I do anything, either."

Last week's Jack-football-fake-out was one of the great surprise moments of Lost, proving effective twists don't always have to be gruesome. Sometimes when you're taking yourself way too seriously (Kate, LOCKE) it can be fun to try the opposite — which of course ends up being incredibly creepy. Stockholm Syndrome much, Jack? Anyway, tonight's flashbacks are Locke's, so… yeah. I agree with Dan.

Forgive me for the brevity. Apparently all that obsessing about the tournament has given me a sore throat and stuffy nose.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: That Comedy Central show starring Oscar, Halfway Home; or more of John Waters's Til Death Do Us Part; or Lifetime's Original Movie adaptation of The Mermaid Chair starring Kim Basinger.