How on earth can Kristin Bell be losing to Stacy London? Why does no one share my love for Timothy Olyphant? And once again, forever, for eternity, let me put it in language you Grey’s lovers will understand: Dempsey over Clooney? Seriously?

Nikki: Paolo! Paolo: Nikki! Nikki: Oh, Paolo! Paolo: Oh, Nikki!

Tonight on Lost, someone dies. What do you want to bet it’s UselessOne or UselessTwo, Nikki or Paolo? In other words, someone we don’t care about at all, and who was introduced merely to die. Nonetheless, I like the shot in the preview where Sun decks Sawyer. I bet he doesn’t deserve it, though. Poor Sawyer.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: Ever wondered why your parents are, like, soooooo important? Watch PBS’s Boomer Century: 1946-2046.

Same country, similar name, wildly different band. I told you about The Pipettes before. Now, here’s a scrappy little threesome called The Noisettes with their single “Don’t Give Up.”

Confession time: I have to admit there may be an ounce of lady-lovin’ in my hardened, gay, Gyllenhaal-obsessed heart. There’s nothing that will grab my attention like a dynamic, wildly talented female rock star. And The Noisettes’ Shingai Shoniwa sure as hell fits that bill. She’s got this Ella Fitzgerald-meets-Courtney Love vibe going that I find hypnotic (check out her scream right after the guitar solo).

The band’s debut, “What’s the Time, Mr. Wolf?”, comes out April 17 in the U.S.

I’m obsessed with this one: “kiefer where are you sexy man need ur pants i want suck ur eye balls out…………… LOL………”

• Project Runway wins a big gay award and Tim Gunn gets ferklemped.
• Jason Alexander has joined the cast of a new cop comedy. Heather Locklear’s got something up her sleeve too.
• Looking at this page saves you from having to watch an episode of Dirt — specifically, the one with lesbian Jennifer Aniston.
• Lost + philosophy = intense overanalysis.
• Enter here to win a chance to die on the Sci-Fi Channel. (Not Battlestar — a TV movie)
• An exhaustive interview with one of the higher-ups on Lost.
• There’s a new Ask Ausiello spoiler thread up.
• Hilary Swank, Magic Johnson, Evangeline Lilly and Hayden Pannettiere are all getting Punk’d.
• David Duchovny is almost done negotiating for a second X-Files movie. It is allegedly going to be a stand-alone supernatural movie, which I think is a way better idea than continuing on with the conspiracy nonsense that killed the series.