Ladies’ Championship Round
Posted by Maggie
April 14th, 2007 at 12:05am
In Buffy Tournament Veronica Mars
Update: You can stop voting. It’s all over.
This is it. The final choice. It’s the perpetual buddy from Buffy versus the ultimate teen detective. Here’s the latest bracket: tifauxladiesround6.pdf

You, the voters, have decided these contests. And now there’s one more choice to be made. Vote by Wednesday at midnight.


Now. Before you all start ripping each other to pieces in the comments, just take a minute and think, and then decide not to post. We don’t censor comments. But you’re really making us want to censor comments, what with all the horrible things said last round. So just stop, okay? Don’t use this as a provocation to say more horrible things. Just leave it be. Walk away. You’re making us all very sad about the state of humanity.
28 Comments
1. dragoned | April 14th, 2007 at 12:35 am
This one’s good either way. Far superior choice than the men’s final.
2. KJ | April 14th, 2007 at 1:23 am
There was some really nasty bashing in the comments for the last round in the women’s tournament, but did people cheat as much here as they did in the men’s competition?
I have no idea how people do to cheat on these things, but it seems to be very easy. Too easy. Is there really no way of preventing this from happening? It sucks the fun out of the tournament – completely.
I agree with “dragoned”: Hannygan vs Bell is a far superior choice than Miller vs Welling. I don’t vote for either of those. Go girls!
3. jelly | April 14th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Just look at the pictures…both of them. The one that is looking at you like she thinks she’s superior to you…don’t vote for that one.
4. S.K | April 14th, 2007 at 8:40 am
seriously, Kristen Bell is so much hotter, and she can actually act.
5. KLM | April 14th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Is this really even a contest. While I am a fan of Alyson’s this is not a “girl next door cuteness”contest. It’s a hotness contest. And no offense to Alyson but if you’re voting on just hotness alone and nothing else Kristen is the obvious choice.
And p.s. that’s one picture of millions and it’s from a season 3 promo where they probably made her look like that. So that fact that she looks superior has nothing to do with anything. The one of Alyson is a candid and I can find tons of candids of Kristen where she looks just a sweet.
6. Jeanie | April 14th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Alyson is the better choice here….
7. Paul | April 14th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
How did Tricia Helfer lose to Claire Danes? How did Paraminder make it to the quarterfinals? And how in the world did Alyson Hannigan, the musical masturbator, defeat JLH, Jennifer Garner, Jenna Fischer, AND Courtney Cox?
By the way, there’s a reason Kristen is looking at you like she thinks she’s superior to you…
She actually IS superior to you. Veronica Mars might not have as many rabidly obsessive fans as Buffy did, but it will always objectively be a better show.
8. Nicole | April 14th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Voted for KB!
9. callie | April 14th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Objectively a better show, sure. I love Veronica Mars. But I do not love Kristen Bell.
10. alsede | April 14th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
What are we voting? Most beautiful, better actress, better show? Doesn´t matter, the answer is Kristen Bell, no doubt about it.
11. Paul | April 14th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I think it’s pretty clear that while both Kristen and Alyson were on good shows, Kristen is probably the better actress, and DEFINITELY more attractive, regardless of whatever rumors anyone may believe about her “true” feelings about her fans.
Why does everyone think Alyson is so blameless anyway? They both make a living off of acting (i.e convincing people that they are someone they are not). Unless someone knows one of them personally and meaningfully, assumptions about who they “really” are are irrelevant to this poll. Alyson might secretly hate all the psycho Buffy fans just as much as Kristen, who knows?
12. Fraser | April 14th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I voted Kristin Bell because she’s hot. It’s that simple.
13. Angel | April 14th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
You KBell people sure know how to suck the fun out of a message board…
14. Paul | April 14th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
“You KBell people sure know how to suck the fun out of a message board…”
How? By intimating that Alyson Hannigan is an ugly toad who talks like she’s mildly retarded and has played a slew of clichéed, one-dimensional characters in her overrated career?
Sorry, but the truth hurts.
15. Paul | April 14th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Let me clarify that last comment: Willow got a lot of praise because she was a lesbian. I think it’s great that there was an openly gay character on a popular teen dramedy, but that doesn’t make Alyson anything special simply because she had a socially important role. Quite simply, on Buffy she was a slightly-more-edgy Sabrina, nothing more.
Having said that, I voted for SMG over KB (because of the “you can put it anywhere” line and the fact that Buffy is pretty much the template for Veronica). But Alyson Hannigan? She’s beat.
16. Ath | April 14th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Aly: 1) prettier (by far)
2) more talented (no contest)
3) only toad around here is the one Paul sticks up his ass
every night! Yeah, the truth hurts.
GO ALY !!!!!!
17. Paul | April 14th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
The toad I stick up my ass every night?
Tifaux, you guys should administer intelligence tests before letting people vote in these polls. While I agree that she’s got pretty red hair, she also has paper thin lips, one of “those” noses, and isn’t well-proportioned for her height (read: flat). KB, on the other hand, might dye her hair blonde along with 75% of the American female population, but at least she’s got a good figure for five-feet-tall, a cute face, and the brightest smile I’ve ever seen.
Plus, even though KB might hate me since I’m a Veronica Mars fan, at least she doesn’t speak in that hokey abtruse and intentionally mysterious way like AH does, like she’s living in Victorian England or something.
18. Paul | April 14th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
“You guys should administer intelligence tests before letting people vote in these polls.”
“…at least she doesn’t speak in that hokey ABTRUSE and intentionally mysterious way like AH does.”
People in glass houses…
19. Angel | April 14th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Paul, did you just quote yourself?
that’s….strange.
20. Angel | April 14th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Also, yes, that IS how you suck the fun out of a message board.
21. jelly | April 14th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
wow, even the KB fans who write on message boards now are showing they have the same sense of humor and will to goof-around as KBell herself. you guys are downers. obviously you are very paranoid and aren’t willing to laugh at her or yourselves. too bad. this could be a lot more fun (without getting mean)
22. Aludra | April 14th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Trying to win a competition by bashing one’s opponent. Nice to see the American political process in effect at all levels.
23. Sheryl | April 14th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Alyson Hannigan is THE actress. Anyone who has seen her performance outside of the teen flick genre should know this. She makes you feel her emotions. When she cries, you feel it.
Also the flat chested comment directed at Alyson amused me. Not only is it low class to judge a girl by her bra size, but the fact that the other actress in question WAS flat chested and magically upped at least one bra size between seasons screams boob job. There I said it. Let the flaming begin.
24. Kammy | April 14th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Trina > Veronica
Simple as that.
25. Paul | April 15th, 2007 at 12:17 am
“Also the flat chested comment directed at Alyson amused me. Not only is it low class to judge a girl by her bra size, but the fact that the other actress in question WAS flat chested and magically upped at least one bra size between seasons screams boob job. There I said it. Let the flaming begin.”
I wasn’t judging her worth as a person by her bra size. I believe the title of this contest is the “March Madness Television HOTNESS Tournament.” And it certainly isn’t “low class” to think that a small part of the measure for hotness for females is their breasts. I think it’s fair to say that KB and AH have about equal absolute endowments in that department; however, the former is a petite 5’1″, while the latter is 5’6″. Proportionally, KB isn’t flat, but AH certainly is. I think KB’s magical chest increase is more padding than silicon, but none of us really know for sure.
26. katie | April 15th, 2007 at 12:41 am
i vote for deleting mean-spirited comments from future tournaments. i heart free speech, but flame-throwing is ridiculous. especially as this is an internet poll that means nothing and was just supposed to be all in good fun.
of course, i’m still bitter that mcdreamy beat out clooney. CLOONEY! sigh.
27. katie | April 15th, 2007 at 12:41 am
I don’t know where hte hell this KB hates her fans crap came from. Get a life. Your saying she’s a bitch but YOUR the bitches.
28. Paul | April 15th, 2007 at 12:55 am
Yeah, I’m sorry I said Alyson was a toad, that’s pretty mean-spirited, and I know this is all supposed to be in good fun. There is a perception though that VM fans are elitists about the show and its overall quality compared to the vast wasteland of terrible programming on t.v. nowadays, so the “KB thinks she’s superior” comment got me a little incensed. Don’t get me wrong, I was a big Buffy fan, and I think AH was a part of what made that show so good, but when it comes to overall attractiveness, I think many people have been voting based on their allegiance to Buffy rather than on what they plainly see with their eyes.
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