Look, I was on the Veronica/Logan bandwagon from way back, but it’s time to try something new — and conveniently, hey, there’s Piz! So darn loveable! Basically what I’m saying is I will fight you if you run down Piz. That includes you, Veronica. The other really exciting thing about tonight’s episode is that it’s Paul Rudd’s guest starring appearance. Let’s just hope the mystery and Keith’s subplot improve compared to last week’s preachy “issues.”

It’s also the penultimate episode of Gilmore Girls. Rory graduates, and it seems like Logan’s about to do something really, really stupid. Please, please, I’m begging the looming spirit of Amy Sherman-Palladino and all that is right and good in the world, do what you can to put this thought into Rory’s head: “Logan, I love you and stuff or whatever, but I’m just not ready to get married.”

So Foreman’s put in his resignation on House. Eh, who cares — let’s get a body full of creepy gross diseases in here, stat.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: Did you guys know that there was such a thing as Hooters Magazine? Knowing that, can you actually believe that people would compete for the prize of being featured in said magazine? If big boobies and barely-concealed despair appeals to you, you’ll like the Hooters Dream Girl Challenge on MyNetworkTV.

I’m hopping on a plane at 2:30.  Where could I be going?

• Hot Headline News anchor Thomas Roberts has left Headline News for gayer pastures.
• Ty Pennington arrested for DUI. Presumably, there was shouting involved.
• Amazing Race winners Eric and Danielle broke up.
• Medium has been renewed for next season. So has Tori Spelling’s reality show.
• Kristy Swanson talks about the Anna Nicole Law and Order, which airs tonight.
• It’s confirmed: babies love television. Guessing they have complicated feelings about Grey’s Anatomy too.
• 24’s latest casualty talks to TV Guide.
• The least interesting feud ever has come to an end on NAVY: NCIS. Again — I challenge you to name one viewer you know.
• Cheryl Hines says Curb Your Enthusiasm has wrapped its sixth and final season.
• Stephen Collins comments on whether or not the good Rev. Camden will die on 7th Heaven.
• Rob and Amber to ‘revolutionize’ reality TV. Please, everyone, stop encouraging them.
• Battlestar to add a new character in season four.
• Praise for New Adventures of Old Christine.
• Sketch comedy characters that should’ve been recurring according to the AV Club.