Oh Milo, you’re so cute when you’re tough
Posted by Dan
May 16th, 2007 at 12:25pm
In Heroes Please Stop It
Let me just get this out of the way first and foremost — I don’t listen to Fergie. I mean, she’s culturally unescapable and I was/am weirdly obsessed with that “My Humps” song, but, for the most part, the part of my brain that thinks about Fergie is so small it almost doesn’t exist.
But her latest video for “Big Girls Don’t Cry” caught my eye because it features none other than our favorite superpower absorbing, bang-tossing, niece-flirting, future-self-glowering Petrelli brother, Milo Ventimiglia.
Not only are we treated to some weird, gigantic close-ups of Milo’s nipple, but he also pretends to play the guitar and has fake tattoos all up and down his arms. It’s truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Plus, when he pairs with Fergie and wears those tattoos, they kind of seem like a more polished and marketable version of Pink and her biker husband who was on The Surreal Life.
Watch it with the volume down and play the new single by The Go! Team on your iTunes instead.
Oh, poor Milo. I’m willing to support him in anything — except a ponytail. You have to draw the line somewhere.
More for me then! We were puzzlng over a still of ponytail Milo a few days ago. Nice to have the mystery solved.