Eeeeeeeeee.

So a lot of people died last week on Heroes. For some reason I get terribly anxious when a Hero dies, thinking to myself: What if, down the road, we could really use a Grower/Remember-er/etc., but since they’re dead now, there’s no one around to do it? Do you think that the abilities will ever be repeated, or is every Hero unique? And will Peter eventually just absorb everyone’s talent, and become insanely powerful, and do away with the need for anyone else? And how much is tonight’s episode going to rock? A lot? Yeah, I think a lot.

It’s also the two-hour 24 finale. Huh. I suppose I’ll watch that eventually. But I’ve got priorities.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming: Walter Cronkite hosts City at War: London Calling on PBS, and though I know you’ve already fallen asleep just reading that, I have to profess my fascination for the Blitz and the whole time period, so there.

Jesus God, Billy Bush. Give it a rest.

See also: Lou Dobbs, Ty Pennington

Taking the day off to do nothing at all.

• Nerds converge! The creators of Heroes and Lost have a chat.
• A contestant from the second season of Hell’s Kitchen has died mysteriously.
• Donald Trump has quit The Apprentice, but is far from out of our lives.
• The AV Club opines that the demise of Veronica Mars was a good thing because now it can be a martyr — like Arrested Development. This is a hard sell.
• Salon analyzes the finale of Grey’s.
• You could probably guess this already, but Simon Cowell could buy you and sell you.
• I guess there is one person out there who is willing to stand up for the Geico caveman sitcom.
• Time thinks about The Office’s season finale.
• An article that references Herman’s Head. What? Did you need more of a reason to read it?
• Rex the pharmacist from Desperate Housewives and Megan Mullally are going to do Young Frankenstein on Broadway.
• TV Guide rates the best Simpsons guest voices.