Who would win in a fight?: McDreamy vs. Matt Albie

Posted by Dan June 14th, 2007 at 11:23am In Grey's Anatomy Studio 60 Who Would Win in a Fight

We’ve made no secret that we’re strapped for things to talk about on TiFaux now that summer’s here. In fact, that’s kind of all that we talk about now. So, rather than continue to mourn Veronica Mars, swoon over Jim Halpert or any of our other favorite pasttimes, how about a new feature? ‘Kay?

On that note, let’s get back to basics — like third grade basics. Who Would Win in a Fight is a time-honored (boy?) activity that doesn’t really require a whole lot of explanation, but it is fodder for endless conversation — and that’s basically what we’re going for.

So, first round! Our contenders are: Dr. McDreamy versus Matt from Studio 60

Grey’s Anatomy’s Dr. Derek “McDreamy” Shepherd

Strengths:

• Maturity means he’ll be able to plan an attack rather just than go at it with fists flying.
• Brain surgeon — good hand-eye coordination.
• Excellent hair can withstand being tousled in a fracas (not necessarily a practical strength, but it is still true).

Weaknesses:

• Kind of old.
• Not that buff.
• Prettyboy.

Secret weapon: Surprisingly spry.

Studio 60′s Matt Albie

Strengths:

• Emotional instability could breed a more fierce competitor.
• Feels less pain due to pill habit.
• Scrappy.

Weaknesses:

• Might become too depressed to finish.
• Not that buff either.
• Lumbering movements.

Secret weapon: Can distract with rapier wit.

Defend your decisions in the comments.