Via TV Squad, here’s an incredible Japanese game show that’s reminiscent of both Tetris and the Bugs Bunny cartoons where people leave silhouette-shaped holes in the walls after they run through them.

Wait for the part when the huge dude tries his hand.

God, I want to go to Japan.

My most recent mental association with Scott Baio (and, of course, there are many) is the scene in that slightly devestating and oddly fascinating book about dudes who scam on women for sport, The Game, where a not very attractive but evidentally very skilled PUA (pick up artist) steals Scott’s woman out from under him at a bar. Who steals Chachi’s babe?

Wow, I can’t believe I just admitted I to reading The Game. Moving on.

It will SHOCK you to your very core to learn that Scott Baio is now 45 and still single. It will shock you slightly less to learn that VH1 is exploiting these factors in a reality show creatively titles “Scott Baio is 45… and Single.” I have no idea what to expect from this, but I’m hoping for a cross between So NoTorious and Lisa Loeb’s #1 Single.

Looks like I might be out of luck on that one.

Just add rollerskates and a tank top.

• Kathy Griffin comments on her love affair with the gays.
• Dale from Top Chef talks to the Chicago Tribune.
• Jenna Fischer is updating her blog from her sickbed.
• Rob (of Amber and Rob) is hosting some reality show where the prize is $10 million.
• The next season of Survivor might be an all-star season.
• Motley Crue is blaming Rock Star for its financial problems. And not the fact Dr. Feelgood was twenty years ago.
• It seems like a lot of people are watching The Closer.
• Dr. Seuss’ thugs are making Christina Applegate change the name of her sitcom.
• Katherine Hiegl has her own line of scrubs.
• Alias’ David Anders will, in fact, be on Heroes.
• Ask Ausiello has news on House and James Marsters.
• Oy. That Anna Nicole judge got his own show.