Hello there, readers! I just wanted to pop in and point out that I’m not dead. I’ve just been rather busy with my paying job. Also, there’s nothing on TV.

Although that’s not entirely true: I started watching Top Chef on Wednesday, and boy is it great. Of course, Dan’s got that one pretty well covered, so there’s not much else to say on that topic.

I also forced Kyle to watch So You Think You Can Dance, which I found delightful (after all, this is one of my favorite movies), and he found… less so.

What else? Hm… I’m happy Jason Dohring is getting work, as Dan pointed out. He’ll make a fun vampire. And a bunch of Comedy Central shows joined the writer’s guild, so that seems like a good thing. Yay benefits, right?

To mask the nothing that was this post, please now give me your opinion. 

They’re my size, but they feel kind of tight and I feel like everyone is staring at me.

• Isaiah Washington is just out of control.
• Apparently there are some kooky coincidences between Big Love and Girls Next Door (the Hugh Hefner/Playmates reality show).
• Kristen Bell gets cozy with Zachary “Sylar” Quinto.
• Jason Dohring is going to be on the CBS vampire show.
• An interview with Katee Sackhoff.
• A popular Sopranos theory by a former Jeopardy! champion.
• Jesus — they’ve changed the name of that Christina Applegate show again.
• The American Footballers’ Wives isn’t buried quite yet.
• People are watching Firefly… in SPACE! 
• The top cult shows ever, according to TV Guide.
• And then there’s this: