Bad blogger!  Bad, bad blogger!

No time to do the news today, but I’ll wrap it up for you. A bunch of pilots may or may not be dead, Veronica Mars is still canceled, Heroes will still have the sexy Petrellis when it comes back, and stuff is likely going on on The Closer/Rescue Me (but there’s an 80% likelihood that you don’t watch either of those shows).

Fin.

Oh, and you’ve probably figured out that, despite having two weeks to do it, Top Chef’s episode 3 won’t be getting a recap. Sometimes real life interferes with the internet — what can I say?

Sorry for letting you down.  But, hey — look! Baby otters!