His campaign slogan should be: He’s Irish and he’s pissed.

• There will be no Exile Island on the next season of Survivor. Good. That stunt was played out.
• The Decemberists’ Colin Meloy will guest star on Lil Bush.
• If we weren’t sure that Amy Sherman-Palladino was one of us, she is now. She got wasted on the night of the Gilmore Girls finale and didn’t watch it.
• America’s Next Top Model will outlive all of us.
• Tina Fey’s parents love 30 Rock.
• Is The Winner not a piece of the distant past after all?
• Big Love got renewed.
• 10 TV shows that should be films.
• Heidi and Spencer from The Hills talk to E!
• Pirate Master got its timbers shivered.
• CSI casting news.
• The top 10 list of highest-paid TV stars is surprising. Certainly not number one, but you’ll shit yourself at number five. Somebody’s agent needs a raise.
• The winner of the Next Food Network Star talks to TV Guide.
• Information is trickling in about the next season of Heroes.