In last week’s battle of the German supermodel versus the culinary seductress, it seems that Heidi Klum has pulled out a decisive victory over Padma Lakshmi. I have to admit — this is the first time the person I didn’t vote for has won. I suppose I can see it, though. I probably underestimated Heidi because she’s got that cute button nose.

This week’s match, I predict, is going to be a close one. On the one side we’ve got Veronica Mars’ crime-fighting papa bear Keith Mars. On the other, we’ve got 30 Rock’s gruff but dashing alpha male Jack Donaghy. It’ll be a nail biter, that’s for damn sure.

Keith Mars

Strengths:

• Trained law enforcement officer
• Master of disguise and deception
• Exploits weaknesses

Weaknesses:

• Just a big teddy bear
• Comparatively small in stature
• Common fist fights are unbecoming of an officer of the law

Secret Weapon: Baldness makes him look more old/feeble than he actually is

Jack Donaghy

Strengths:

• Radiates power
• Broadly built/large-ish head
• Irish temper

Weaknesses:

• Not used to insubordination/challenges
• Not so much with the hand-to-hand combat
• Would probably have Kenneth the Page handle the fighting

Secret Weapon: He’ll soothe you with his raspy baritone — and that’s when he will strike!

Does it feel like that to anyone else?

• Michael will be returning to Lost.
• 24 is headed for the east coast — likely D.C. or NYC.
• Gordon Ramsay refuses to watch himself on television — probably not for the same reasons I refuse to watch him.
• You can watch the premiere of Flipping Out on Bravo’s Web site.
• They’ve announced the new drunks for The Real World: Sydney.
• Top Chef will be in Chicago next season.
• Mark you calendars for Sept. 4. 30 Rock’s first season is coming to DVD!
• Could the 1988 movie They Live, which starred wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper, turn into a series? Most obscure movie ever — but I totally saw it when I was 8.