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Who Would Win in a Fight: Keith Mars Vs. Jack Donaghy

In last week’s battle of the German supermodel versus the culinary seductress, it seems that Heidi Klum has pulled out a decisive victory over Padma Lakshmi. I have to admit — this is the first time the person I didn’t vote for has won. I suppose I can see it, though. I probably underestimated Heidi because she’s got that cute button nose.

This week’s match, I predict, is going to be a close one. On the one side we’ve got Veronica Mars’ crime-fighting papa bear Keith Mars. On the other, we’ve got 30 Rock’s gruff but dashing alpha male Jack Donaghy. It’ll be a nail biter, that’s for damn sure.

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Keith Mars

Strengths:

  • Trained law enforcement officer
  • Master of disguise and deception
  • Exploits weaknesses

Weaknesses:

  • Just a big teddy bear
  • Comparatively small in stature
  • Common fist fights are unbecoming of an officer of the law

Secret Weapon: Baldness makes him look more old/feeble than he actually is

Jack Donaghy

Strengths:

  • Radiates power
  • Broadly built/large-ish head
  • Irish temper

Weaknesses:

  • Not used to insubordination/challenges
  • Not so much with the hand-to-hand combat
  • Would probably have Kenneth the Page handle the fighting

Secret Weapon: He’ll soothe you with his raspy baritone — and that’s when he will strike!

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The More You Know: Feels like Friday edition

Does it feel like that to anyone else?

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