Dancing with Quasi-Stars
Posted by Dan
August 29th, 2007 at 09:47am
In Reality
Hot off the presses!
ABC announced the new cast of Dancing with the Stars this morning. If you’ve been particularly Internet-y lately, you may have found that TMZ leaked the list a few days ago. However, that list wasn’t all correct.
Here are the real celebrities in their last throes. Pick all the right ones and you get a prize! (no you don’t)
The Osmond: Marie Osmond, Merrill Osmond, Donny Osmond.
The Cheesy Singer: Barry Manilow, Wayne Newton, Toni Braxton.
The Zillionaire: Ivanka Trump, Nikki Hilton, Mark Cuban.
The Former TV Star: Jane Seymour, Kevin Sorbo, Tracy Gold.
The Soap Actor: James Hyde, Cameron Mathison, Robin Christopher.
Former (current?) Spice Girl: Baby Spice, Scary Spice, Ginger Spice.
90210 Alum: Shannen Doherty, Brian Austin Green, Jennie Garth.
The Boxer: Floyd “Pretty Boy” Mayweather, Jr., Oscar De La Hoya, Evander Holyfield.
The Male Model You’ve Never Heard Of: Chace Crawford, Steven Strait, Albert Reed.
The Supermodel: Josie Maran, Gisele Bundchen, Christie Brinkley.
The Greek: Maria Menounos, Arianna Huffington, Helio Castroneves.
The Kiddie Star: Raven Symone, Hannah Montana, Sabrina Bryan.
Find the answers after the jump…
The Osmond: Marie Osmond, Merrill Osmond, Donny Osmond.
The Cheesy Singer: Barry Manilow, Wayne Newton, Toni Braxton.
The Zillionaire: Ivanka Trump, Nikki Hilton, Mark Cuban.
The Former TV Star: Jane Seymour, Kevin Sorbo, Tracy Gold.
The Soap Actor: James Hyde, Cameron Mathison, Robin Christopher.
Former (current?) Spice Girl: Baby Spice, Scary Spice, Ginger Spice.
90210 Alum (pick two!): Shannen Doherty, Brian Austin Green, Jennie Garth.
The Boxer: Floyd “Pretty Boy” Mayweather, Jr., Oscar De La Hoya, Evander Holyfield.
The Male Model You’ve Never Heard Of: Chace Crawford, Steven Strait, Albert Reed.
The Supermodel: Josie Maran, Gisele Bundchen, Christie Brinkley.
The Greek: Maria Menounos, Arianna Huffington, Helio Castroneves.
The Kiddie Star: Raven Symone, Hannah Montana, Sabrina Bryan.
3 Comments Add your own
1.
Cristin | August 29th, 2007 at 11:42 am
I so wanted it to be Raven Simone! Sigh.
2.
sara | August 29th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Be honest, Dan. You had to look up a third Osmond, didn’t you?
3.
Dan | August 30th, 2007 at 9:04 am
Well, yeah. But I made it look like I didn’t by putting him in the middle.
Tricky, tricky.
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