TiFaux isn’t just a Web site, you know. It’s a tightly knit community.

And by “tightly knit,” I mean “I’ve never met most of these people.”

As such, I decided to break down the blogger/commenter barrier and pick the brains of some of our regular fixtures. First up is “Vance,” from Toronto. Vance’s interests include TV, Harry Potter, sushi and other dudes. He’s also Canadian, and you know how much I like Canadians (well I do — they’re typically very nice).

Next installment: John Walker (the British dude)

Vitals

Name: Vance (Not my real name. I’d have to kill you if I gave it to you. Unless we became BFF. THEN maybe I will let you know. Wanna be BFF?)
Location: Toronto
Web Site: http://tapeworthy.blogspot.com
What’s your story?: I’m you but Asian and Canadian.
What do you do during the day?: I work for a TV show some bloggers currently comment on, hence why I remain anonymous in case I disparage someone I work with/end up working with.
How do you know about TiFaux?: Through other blogs
Why are you so interesting?: I’m you but Asian and Canadian!

Favorites

Movie: The Sound of Music, Pretty Woman, All About My Mother, Brokeback Mountain, The Ice Storm, Moulin Rouge!, Goodbye Lenin!, United 93, The Incredibles, Secrets and Lies, … I could go on…
Music: currently? changes weekly but this week, James Blunt, OneRepublic, Quietdrive, Michael Buble, Spring Awakening, Keane…
Book: the Harry Potter books, anything by Dan Savage… thats about all I read…
Food: Sushi, Chocolate (not together)
Web Site (besides TiFaux — don’t be a kissass): ew.com, playbill.com, towleroad, modernfabulousity, duckydoestv, mikeylikestv, daemonstv, glowybox.

Television

The best show currently on television is: Friday Night Lights
But my all-time favorite is: uh… either The Cosby Show, Family Ties, Friends or Everwood
I’m pained to admit it, but the show I secretly love is: Reba
Whose shit are you sick of?: the network execs at The CW
Most cherished childhood television memory: The Cosby Show episode where Theo enters the “Real World” within the Huxtable residence
Which TV character/personality would you most like to have a tryst with?: Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Kill, boff, marry — Jack Shepherd (Lost), Peter Petrelli (Heroes), Michael Bluth (Arrested Development): Kill Peter, Boff Jack, Marry Michael
Kill, boff, marry — Starbuck (Battlestar Galactica), Heidi Klum (Project Runway), Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother): Kill Starbuck, Boff Heidi, Marry Alyson

Holy, holy crap! Lookit!

Here’s a three-minute teaser for the next season of The Office where the characters respond to what they did over their summer vacations!

Watch it thrice.

Another one of those dogs that’s cute until you think about how inbred they are.

• Jesse Metcalf is coming back to Desperate Housewives.
• 24’s Michelle Dessler is joining ER.
• MTV is doing a reality series about a high school newspaper. C’mon, guys. Yearbook is where it was at. Yearbook.
• There was a winner on Pirate Master (the final episodes were available online).
• The National Organization for Women is getting involved in Big Brother. To remove a guy named Dick (these things just write themselves).
• Oh, Mitt Romney. You’re so hip and totally not a douche bag at all.
• Fox is developing a sitcom about aliens.
• After Elton talks to Tim Gunn.
• Yeah, Kevin Smith? Not directing Battlestar Galactica.  Anymore. Oopsies.
• David Letterman is going on Oprah because they’re dear, dear friends.