TiFaux is not necessarily a stranger to parental visitation. But over the past several months we’ve welcomed multiple comments from a certain chatterbox who is responsible for a) a wealth of opinions on the works of Aaron Sorkin, and b) half of Maggie’s genetic information.

Below, read as he dotes over his Gilmores, hates on the commander-in-chief and then, um, calls me “Sweetie.”

Vitals

Name: Maggie’s Dad
Location: Chicago - Mag Mile
Web Site: Unaffiliated
What’s your story?: West Side
What do you do during the day?: Avoid work by checking out TiFaux
How do you know about TiFaux?: You get one guess.
Why are you so interesting?: I think it’s genetic.

Favorites

Movie: Just one? It has to be “Citizen Kane”…or “Camera Noise”.
Music: Today? Trey Anastasio ‘Alive Again’
Book: I assiduously avoid these…
Food: Artichoke w/Mayonnaise
Web Site (besides TiFaux — don’t be a kissass): iTunes

Television

The best show currently on television is: For three more weeks: GG
But my all-time favorite is: The West Wing
I’m pained to admit it, but the show I secretly love is: I’m proud of all my indulgences and I can’t keep secrets.
Whose shit are you sick of?: George W. Bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most cherished childhood television memory: Dinah Shore’s kiss. What a hottie!
Which TV character/personality would you most like to have a tryst with?: Oh Lorelai…
Kill, boff, marry — Jack Shepherd (Lost), Peter Petrelli (Heroes), Michael Bluth (Arrested Development): No killing for me - as for the rest: Sorry sweetie, this is just too gay for me. OK, if I have to - Jack.
Kill, boff, marry — Starbuck (Battlestar Galactica), Heidi Klum (Project Runway), Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother): OOOHHHHH Heidi!!!! As long as she doesn’t speak.

Remember Friendster? Me neither. (ps — TiFaux MySpace)

• Who knew that Tim Gunn was such a magnet for controversy? Also, he talks about his life and makes me sad.
• Earl from Survivor (who I loved) bought his mom a house in Fiji. And drops the C-bomb way more often than I am comfortable with.
• Milo goes soft-core for Men’s Health.
• Will Maya Rudolph re-sign with SNL?
• Marlo Thomas will be on Ugly Betty; Coach will be on My Name is Earl.
• So Jerry Lewis… yeah… At least he apologized.
  
• The next person on The View will be named “very soon.” Also, Whoopi says some crazy shit that I get, but don’t really agree with.
• Sara Gilbert will do some time on Big Bang Theory.
• The Wire calls it a day.
• The guy who won the first Apprentice married the chick from E!
• Andy Keaton got probation.
• The finale of Battlestar might not come until 2009.
• Buffy spin-off, anyone?
• A bomb blows up by Michael Imperioli’s studio.