Friends of the Faux: Maggie’s Dad
Posted by Dan
September 5th, 2007 at 01:08pm
In Friends of the Faux
TiFaux is not necessarily a stranger to parental visitation. But over the past several months we’ve welcomed multiple comments from a certain chatterbox who is responsible for a) a wealth of opinions on the works of Aaron Sorkin, and b) half of Maggie’s genetic information.
Below, read as he dotes over his Gilmores, hates on the commander-in-chief and then, um, calls me “Sweetie.”
Vitals
Name: Maggie’s Dad
Location: Chicago - Mag Mile
Web Site: Unaffiliated
What’s your story?: West Side
What do you do during the day?: Avoid work by checking out TiFaux
How do you know about TiFaux?: You get one guess.
Why are you so interesting?: I think it’s genetic.
Favorites
Movie: Just one? It has to be “Citizen Kane”…or “Camera Noise”.
Music: Today? Trey Anastasio ‘Alive Again’
Book: I assiduously avoid these…
Food: Artichoke w/Mayonnaise
Web Site (besides TiFaux — don’t be a kissass): iTunes
Television
The best show currently on television is: For three more weeks: GG
But my all-time favorite is: The West Wing
I’m pained to admit it, but the show I secretly love is: I’m proud of all my indulgences and I can’t keep secrets.
Whose shit are you sick of?: George W. Bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most cherished childhood television memory: Dinah Shore’s kiss. What a hottie!
Which TV character/personality would you most like to have a tryst with?: Oh Lorelai…
Kill, boff, marry — Jack Shepherd (Lost), Peter Petrelli (Heroes), Michael Bluth (Arrested Development): No killing for me - as for the rest: Sorry sweetie, this is just too gay for me. OK, if I have to - Jack.
Kill, boff, marry — Starbuck (Battlestar Galactica), Heidi Klum (Project Runway), Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother): OOOHHHHH Heidi!!!! As long as she doesn’t speak.
Ew, gross.
I’m so embarrassed.
How sharper than a serpent’s tooth…
Won’t someone defend my honor?
I’ll defend you!
You stand for solid things like Heidi & George shuttin’ up and giving Lorelai the mic to speak. Well, you didn’t actually request that she speak… ahem.
Deeply impressed by your taste in music, but completely disgusted by your taste in food.
Rock on, maggie’s dad.
Ah. I have a guardian, Angel.
Anyone jealous?
(:P