What can I say about Lee?

Lee must be experienced to be believed.

Vitals

Name: Lee Harper
Location: New Yawk Ceety
Web Site: http://itsinthedreams.livejournal.com – I guess is the closest I have. It hasn’t been updated in a while.
What’s your story?: Oh, I’ll always have a story for you.
What do you do during the day?: All day I sit in front of a computer on top of a metal desk making web sites, listening to music with headphones on in an office filled with smelly boys near the Empire State Building and Ktown.
How do you know about TiFaux?: Back in college, Dan was the president of my fraternity. One day I actually read some of his writing in the school’s paper and learned that he was color blind. I asked him many, many questions about this phenomenon. Friendship obviously bloomed leading to a hottt, passionate lust affair. Well that is until the day he told me he was gay on the way to a concert we didn’t have tickets for. Wait, what was I talking about? [ed note: I have no recollection of this confession, although I remember the concert.]
Why are you so interesting?: I kind of have a bad case of ADD so I zip and rotate through many odd interests, activities, adventures and terrible boyfriends.

Favorites

Movie: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, A League of Their Own
Music: Sigur Ros, LCD Soundsystem, Cat Power – could go on forever. Oh yeah, freshman year Dan let me play a song on his radio show – inspiring me to become my own pretentious college radio DJ a couple years later.
Book: On The Road has still held true, Everything Is Illuminated, Middlesex
Food: God I miss Southern food. Pimento cheese, macaroni and cheese, bbq with coleslaw, corn puddin, etc.
Web Site (besides TiFaux — don’t be a kissass): whiskerino.org (“Lee why are you looking at guys with beards all day at work?”)

Television

The best show currently on television is: Little known fact – I do not have cable and read more about tv than I actually watch (unless Cristin’s roommate is nice and lets me watch their DVR’d shows). Or shows off the internet! Weeds is my final answer.
But my all-time favorite is: Pete and Pete from Nickelodeon.
I’m pained to admit it, but the show I secretly love is: Desperate Housewives
Whose shit are you sick of?: Fucking American Idol!!!!! (The French version – Nouvelle Star – is even worse)
Most cherished childhood television memory: The golden years of Nickelodeon. (I will be playing touch football on the same team as ferg face! And I’m getting my friend an autographed photo of Mo from Guts!)
Which TV character/personality would you most like to have a tryst with?: Jim from The Office
Kill, boff, marry — Jack Shepherd (Lost), Peter Petrelli (Heroes), Michael Bluth (Arrested Development): I think I’m the only American who does not watch Lost.
Kill, boff, marry — Starbuck (Battlestar Galactica), Heidi Klum (Project Runway), Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother): I’d kill Hannigan (I always hated that stupid “One time in band camp” quote), I’d have a hott, passionate lust affair with Heidi, and I guess marry whoever the last chick is.

Cristin sent this my way because it co-stars one of the stars of Greek, which is kind of the greatest shows ever and by far the best thing ever to come out of the ABC Family channel. But be warned: Viewing this clip may fill you with a blind rage that, unfortunately, will never leave you. Watch at your own risk.

Sadly, the answer to “Is this for real?” is a world-weary, soul-deadening “yes.”

Even the presence of Cappie, my new, slightly more cheerful Logan Echolls, does not make this any less of a horrifying debacle.

ETA: It’s so real it’s in the New York Times.

I’m typing this without moving my mouth.

• Charisma Carpenter will be on the celebrity version of The Apprentice.
• Even though certain commenter trolls think otherwise, HGTV has deemed there is nothing wrong with Kim competing on Design Star.
• The set of the British version of The Office will be demolished.
• A Hawaii orchestra will perform the music of Lost.
• There will be a little surprise in your next TV Guide, thanks to Grey’s Anatomy.
• Lucy Lawless talks about Burn Notice.
• TV Guide gives a summer TV breakdown.
• It’s official: Jon Stewart will host the Oscars.
• Some people love the Weeds theme. Some people hate it.
• Gordon Ramsay lied about his balls.
• Ja Rule can suck it.
• The Closer is, again, breaking all sorts of ratings records.
• Kohls is launching a Food Network brand.