First off, I love this ad. And you will too, judging from Dan’s Emmys poll.

Secondly, I need help identifying the tall German shepherd on the left. Freeze at 0:36 for a good look at him.

This very well could be someone I went to college with and hence pretty much unidentifiable by the public at large, but let’s put our brains together and see what we can come up with. It’s driving me CRAZY.

If you see a commercial for Hot Pockets come on, you might want to avert your eyes.

A certain ad I saw last night featured none other than Veronica Mars’ hoop-shooting B.F.F. Wallace Fennel (Percy Daggs III). I know, Percy’s got to eat too.

It’s just sad, is all.

The Emmys are on Sunday.

It always sounds like so much fun, right? But then it isn’t. The reasons?

1. The red carpet ends up with awkward chatter between Billy Bush and the fourth supporting actor on CSI: Whatever.
2. The host often ends up being a dud (and this time around there’s nothing that can’t be ruined by Ryan Seacrest).
3. You have to sit through a hundred million awards for the best miniseries/made-for-TV movie and you totally haven’t seen any of them.
4. You spend the whole time wondering if Joan Rivers’ face is just going to snap off and fly across the crowd (although she’s been reduced to Internet live blogging this time).
5. Some pain in the ass show you either don’t watch or don’t care about ends up winning all the awards.

So, yeah. I don’t know why I’m such a Negative Nellie today. But I’m just preparing myself for a Charlie Sheen/Jon Cryer sweep. I’m fully ready to fly into a rage if anyone from that show wins (my hatred for it defies all reason).

Anyways, the real question is this: who do we all want to win? There are going to be some tough choices. Alec or Steve? Heroes or House? The entire ‘meh’ best supporting actress in a drama category.

Here are all the awards anyone cares about. Sound off!

I can’t help it. I am in love with the little guys.

• Rachel Bilson is joining Chuck.
• One arrest has been made in the attack on Top Chef’s Josie.
• TV Guide mulls the ending of Battlestar Galactica.
• E-Kristin interviews one of the writers for The Office.
• Joel McHale’s midseason replacement show might be in trouble.
• TV Squad mulls the pricing of electronic TV downloads.