The Oddsmaker
Posted by Maggie
October 11th, 2007 at 11:05am
In Battlestar Galactica Gossip Girl House Reaper
Welcome to the Oddsmaker, where I use my limited knowledge of odds and legendary (in my own mind) gut instinct to predict future plot twists and devices in our favorite shows.
In Gossip Girl, the odds are that…
Blair tries to seduce Dan: 3:1
Blair succeeds in seducing Dan: 7:1
Rejected by Dan, Blair seduces Jenny instead:18:1
In Reaper, the odds are that…
Sam has to send Andi’s dad back to hell: 3:2
Sam does not send Andi’s dad back, so Satan takes his mother: 8:1
Satan gets a spin-off show: 50:1
In House, the odds are that…
Foreman returns to PPTH to start a rival diagnostic crew: 2:1
Cameron dyes her hair back to brown, because it looked so much better that way: 6:1
Chase’s jealousy of House causes him to downward spiral into drugs, ironically becoming more like House with every popped pill: 26:1
In Battlestar Galactica, the odds are that…
They find Earth: even
Earth sucks: 3:1
Earth is full of Cylons: 5:1
They don’t find Earth, and everyone dies: 100:1
Any predictions you feel fairly confident about this season?
On the subject of Battlestar Galactica:
Odds that Starbuck is NOT a cyclon: 3:2
Odds that we will never find out the real truth: 5:1
I would take even money that they will find earth. If I were making the odds for that one I’d say more like 1:4 that they find it, or 4:1 that they don’t.
I don’t understand odds, but I will put money on Starbuck and Apollo doing it again.
BUT! Grey’s!
Odds that Callie is pregnant: 2:1
Odds that Izzie is also pregnant: 5:awesome
Odds that Karev’s hair gets bigger and bigger over the course of the season: even
Odds that Hillary appears on Boston Legal 2 to 1 against
Odds that Alan mocks the Republican Candidate 100 to 1 for
Odds that Jack and Liz get drunk at office Xmas party and have sex - 3 to 1 against
Odds that Jack and Tracy get drunk at office Xmas party and have sex - 3 to 1 For