Pick one or the other — you’ll never date someone this hot
Posted by Dan
January 3rd, 2008 at 01:32pm
In Heroes Hotness
Looks like there was something to it when people were sensing the creepy “you can’t date him, he’s your uncle” feeling on Heroes.
Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia have been outed as an item. I really don’t know how to feel about this. So much pretty. So much famous. So much rich. I can’t figure out if this is weird or cute.
Let’s lay it out:
CUTE: They’re both apple-cheeked and attractive.
WEIRD: He’s 30, she’s only 18.
CUTE: Singing and acting babies.
WEIRD: If they got married and she hyphenated her last name, it would have 21 letters.
CUTE: They can nuzzle on the couch while running lines together.
WEIRD: When he was learning to drive a car, she was four.
Thoughts?
I vote weird. They were dating long before she hit 18.
But I caveat my weird with a firm “meh”, because like all good gossip, it’s none of my business…
Cute: They’re both tiny people, they could fit into my pockets!
Weird: She’s probably not done growing, might even top out at 5′8″, and you know that little guy ain’t dating no giantesses.
Who?
I love how the people article says it’s official but after you read it it’s more like it’s not official at all but someone told us it might be true. A lot of couples have big age gaps and people don’t make a big deal. Brad Pitt dated Juliet Lewis when she was 16 and he was 27. Same with Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder she was just 18 and he was 8 years older. And ^Angel, Hayden was dating Stephen Coletti for a year and a half and they just broke up 3 months ago so you’re wrong. Can’t she at least get over her last relationship before they start pairing her up with everyone?
I’m going to say cute only because I just turned 30 and I’d like to keep my options open and not sound like a hypocrite. Creepy maybe but hypocrite no.
I think I read somewhere that he was a real asshole to Alexis Bledel when they were dating. (Gawker, maybe?) So maybe Hayden should date someone who hasn’t willingly costarred with Sylvester Stallone.
Sara, the Gawker Stalker are just supposed celebrity sightings in NY sent in by their readers without proof. If you read the website you’ll see that they didn’t even believe the rumors. Milo was at an event in LA http://www.wireimage.com/SearchResults.aspx?igi=186246&s=milo ventimiglia&cbi=28445&sfld=C&vwmd=e when of the rumors said he was in NY. That’s why the rumor has only been in that gossip website and never in the media because its already proven false and it’s a messed up rumor to make up and spread.
In Milo’s defense, Rocky Balboa is a much better movie than it had any right to be. Plus it’s fun to think of every Peter Petrelli line as delivered by Rocky. Not that it’s much of a stretch these days.
i vote weird due to age difference, and reserve the right to change my vote should i date down, or up, and become hypocritical