At least we will never have Rachael Ray in the Oval Office. Probably…

Posted by Dan January 30th, 2008 at 01:42pm In Food Network

Remember a long time ago when Thailand had that coup? Well, the latest update on that situation is that the country’s parliament has chosen a new prime minister and it’s actually a 72-year-old celebrity chef named Samak Sundaravej. His show is called “Tasting, Grumbling” and he will continue to do the show while in office.

Naturally, one must ask the question: If the U.S. were to have a celebrity chef president, who would be the best choice — Southern diva Paula Deen or exacting homemaker Sandra Lee?

Paula Deen

• Pros: Lots of boisterous “y’alls” and hysterical laughter during the State of the Union; likely to remove all taxes on butter.
• Cons: Unpredictable; uncontrollable.

Sandra Lee

• Pros: Would finally organize the federal government; kick-ass Christmas decorations at the White House.
• Cons: Likely to bomb countries for minor diplomatic infractions; would mandate governmental office buildings all be based on a theme.