Sorry kids I have Fridays off, so here’s your news 16 hours early.

• Schrute bucks? More like Schrute’s butt
• Expect more Americanized versions of British shows in the near future
• Jane Fonda will see you next Tuesday
• Now that the writers strike is over, we can move on to the actors strike
• Stripper from Saved by the Bell to host Project Runway-esque dance competition on Bravo
• Creator/executive producer of My Name is Earl got a job at a fast food restaurant during the strike
• I’m in love! Project Runway in 60 seconds. Last week’s episode is hysterical as well
• The Hillary video was bad, but I’m too scared to even watch Chippendale dancers on the The View

What’re you doing over the long weekend?  I don’t know what I’m doing either.  I’ve seen most of the movies I want to see (Persepolis is so good, guys) and I can really only do one drunken bender per weekend.

If you’re similarly conflicted, why don’t you catch the premire of Dexter on CBS. It begins at 10:00 on Sunday — here’s a “never before seen” clip that a publicist sent us.[kml_flashembed movie="http://youtube.com/v/9klcFfFdqhU" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]

It’s dark stuff. They had one clip where he’s all hackin’ up the guy’s face so he can get his “souvenir” blood slide. So much fun.

Oh my god, I just looked up and Roz from Frasier is on one of the Law and Order shows. That is neither here nor there.

But you should watch Dexter — and then Netflix the second season when it comes out.

This is the best title for a TV show ever:

Bisexual Virgins: Crossing the Line

Thank you, Canada, for all you do.

I’m getting ready to talk about Project Runway.

Avert your eyes.

Go behind the jump to hear what I have to say about the winning outfit, the losing outfit and the shenanigans pulled by the powers-that-be. You know the ones I’m talking about.

• E Kristin gives us a rundown on when shows will be returning
• Showtime orders a drama that’s like Six Feet Under except with a pharmacy company instead of a funeral home
• Networks are desperate for filler: Fox remakes a Japanese human Tetris game show, NBC to make a rockstar curling game show
• Looks like the NY Times is desperate for filler as well
• Now that the strike is over, will viewers return?
• 24′s co-creator leaves the show
• Battlestar Galactica is planning on dipping into your wallet twice
• Weeds returns in June
• OMG I thought that Appalachian State University video was bad, but after watching this I just threw up in my hand cup