Sorry kids I have Fridays off, so here’s your news 16 hours early.

• Schrute bucks? More like Schrute’s butt
• Expect more Americanized versions of British shows in the near future
• Jane Fonda will see you next Tuesday
• Now that the writers strike is over, we can move on to the actors strike
• Stripper from Saved by the Bell to host Project Runway-esque dance competition on Bravo
• Creator/executive producer of My Name is Earl got a job at a fast food restaurant during the strike
• I’m in love! Project Runway in 60 seconds. Last week’s episode is hysterical as well
• The Hillary video was bad, but I’m too scared to even watch Chippendale dancers on the The View

What’re you doing over the long weekend?  I don’t know what I’m doing either.  I’ve seen most of the movies I want to see (Persepolis is so good, guys) and I can really only do one drunken bender per weekend.

If you’re similarly conflicted, why don’t you catch the premire of Dexter on CBS. It begins at 10:00 on Sunday — here’s a “never before seen” clip that a publicist sent us.

It’s dark stuff. They had one clip where he’s all hackin’ up the guy’s face so he can get his “souvenir” blood slide. So much fun.

Oh my god, I just looked up and Roz from Frasier is on one of the Law and Order shows. That is neither here nor there.

But you should watch Dexter — and then Netflix the second season when it comes out.

This is the best title for a TV show ever:

Bisexual Virgins: Crossing the Line

Thank you, Canada, for all you do.

I’m getting ready to talk about Project Runway.

Avert your eyes.

Go behind the jump to hear what I have to say about the winning outfit, the losing outfit and the shenanigans pulled by the powers-that-be. You know the ones I’m talking about.

• E Kristin gives us a rundown on when shows will be returning
• Showtime orders a drama that’s like Six Feet Under except with a pharmacy company instead of a funeral home
• Networks are desperate for filler: Fox remakes a Japanese human Tetris game show, NBC to make a rockstar curling game show
• Looks like the NY Times is desperate for filler as well
• Now that the strike is over, will viewers return?
• 24’s co-creator leaves the show
• Battlestar Galactica is planning on dipping into your wallet twice
• Weeds returns in June
• OMG I thought that Appalachian State University video was bad, but after watching this I just threw up in my hand cup