Here lies the body of The Bionic Woman. She died at the age of half a season after being pronounced dead by NBC.

She leaves behind a Gilmore Girls-ian little sister, an upstaging robotic rival, a scenery-chewing leading lady and a stunt casted mentor who they killed off not a moment too soon.

The cause of death has been attributed to lack of focus and general apathy.

Congrats to Anastasia — the winner of the DVD box set of Justice League: The New Frontier!

Anastasia, based on her e-mail address (which I’m not sharing), leads me to believe she lives in a snow globe and wears a crown made of blown glass.

The scene where, presumably, Wonder Woman confronts the Chinese about their poor human rights track record.

Hopefully, we’ll have some more giveaways in the future for you. And, to secure that, here’s an embedded clip from the movie to whet your appetite. And to please the powers that be.

• Annoying asshats call for boycott of CBS advertisers over Dexter
• Jericho fans fight for their show to return, win the battle, then promptly lose interest
• People aren’t wowed by the new crop of shows
• Friday Night Lights may air on more than one network
• Pauly Shore countersues Wes Craven for wheezing on his grindage… or improper lawn drainage.
• CBS will also be broadcasting old shows online
• No longer appearing on a TV near you: Las Vegas and Cane
• You think Heidi Klum is mean? Teen collapses after harsh criticism from German Idol’s judges