Next week is the big Project Runway finale! Hold on to your hats, suckers!

This week, though, we found out who would be joining birdy Christian and personified nervous breakdown Jillian at Fashion Week.

I’m breaking down last night’s results with some hardcore analysis after the jump, but for now you can say who you think should have won.

• Tyra Banks + Ashton Kutcher = a show I never want to see
• Rosie O’Donnell + Fran Drescher = see above
• Alec Baldwin + David Hasselhoff = an episode of Dirt
• Friends + Gilmore Girls = a movie I’d watch half of

Eh, enough of that.

• Tim Gunn mentions they are working on Project Runway season 5!
• Instead of doing something noble like donating to charity, CBS uses Jericho nuts for Big Brother competition
• The Wire fans are tired of their friends with HBO On Demand snitchin’ about next week’s episode
• Heroes to begin filming in the near future